Author: Thenardier PM
I am so sick of starstruck vampire groupies writing countless tales based on 'fluffy' vampires conjured by the twilight series. This haiku is for the discerning.Rated: Fiction K - English - Parody - Words: 33 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 05-17-10 - Status: Complete - id: 2807886
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If you think that they're
all hot, brooding teenagers,
go read Dracula.
A/N: I'm so tempted to paste this haiku as a review in every vampire fic I see.