Author: chewychester PM
Honesty is never a good policy hereRated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Parody - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 05-19-10 - Status: Complete - id: 2808893
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Hey everyone. This is just a drabble...what would I write to a "looking for love ad"
Parody (You know that rule, "Rules are meant to be broken" I always wanted to find a honest lover wanted ad )
Delusional woman seeks curious guy.
Must be feeling that cosmic connection that a guardian angel is helping us
Must be into hot girls with a history of weird surgical procedures
Must be able to catch a buzz off of the scent composed of brew fresh morning air, hot tea, and me
All other intoxicating substances are banned...I'm enough to send you into the DUI zone
Must think textiles are sensual...silk is my fav, soft cotton is runner up
Food, just food
You should be half out of your gourd by now
Love -16 ...your serve