To Whom It May Concern,

To whoever is reading this, I welcome you. Now, my warning to you all: keep an open mind. These "letters," if you will, are made from spur of the moment thoughts and subjects that I have been pondering for quite some time. I do not care if you find ANY of the material offensive, as I am only doing this to clear up the mess in my head. But if any of you out there are sensitive about religion and easily offended when someone speaks badly of it, I suggest you skip over the letter entitled "Dear God." That is my one, and only warning. Your first and final warning. Don't blame me if you fail to heed it.

Now, to those of you still reading, I wish you luck. Hopefully, you will be able to read through this and come out with your sanity still intact. That shouldn't be too hard, if you keep an open mind and heed my warning.

May the Valar have mercy on your souls.

Forever in memory,
Lynn