There was once a man named Vall

Who had a very nice doll

But his son, named Dan

Took off in a van

Never to be seen again.

A/N: Okay, before you kill me let me just say in my defense that this was SUPPOSED to be a Limerick...though, I'm not so sure any more because a Limerick isn't supposed to sound this stupid...plus, it's not funny. So, just keep in mind that I messed up, just in case people are like "What the Hell?" when they read this. Review! [: