|Pat the Fat Cat
Author: Side Quest Publications PM
A class assignment from the sixth grade. Warning: I am not a poet.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 07-07-10 - Status: Complete - id: 2825959
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This was published in my local newspaper, um...Minot Daily News, if I remember right. It might not exactly sound "politically correct" these days, but I was only in the sixth grade when I wrote it.
The scary part is that I remember the poem, verbatim.
We have a fat cat named Pat.
Pat was such a very fat cat.
One day, Pat got so fat,
that when Pat sat,
Pat had to stay where Pat was at.
Pat is such a very fat cat.
Like I said, sixth grade.