|Getting Sick From Bieber Fever
Author: ItWasOnlyADream PM
OMG! Tiffani, is, like, totally in love with Justin Bieber. But he doesn't even know who she is! That's a major problem. So Tiffani will stop at nothing to be reunited with the love of her life! Warning: Written by a person who does not like Justin BieberRated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,370 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 08-21-12 - Published: 07-26-10 - id: 2832288
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This is sort of a parody; I don't really know how to explain it. Oh, by the way, if you, like, totally love Justin Bieber with all your heart, don't read this. And if you do, don't leave flames. That's it! Enjoy!
Tiffani was in love.
Like, the kind of love where you know that the two lovers would end up together forever, loving each other lovingly. She was serious! She loved her lover very much.
The only problem was, her supposed lover didn't even know that she existed. But Tiffani didn't mind. She knew he had a busy schedule, topping the charts with heart-melting songs that she felt were written just for her. She could feel it in her very soul.
Like about a million other teenage girls out there, her 'lover' was JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tiffani cried out to herself in her bedroom as she read the latest blog post from her favorite website, . "JUSTIN BIEBER IS GONNA HAVE A CONCERT IN MY CITY??????????? OMG!!!!!!!!!!"
She jumped up and down, laughed and giggled loudly, and twirled around the room like a five-year-old until she fell on the floor from dizziness. "I FRICKEN LOVE YOU, JUSTIN BIEBERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"
Calming down just a little, she thought to herself, 'I wish I had tickets. I really really want to go to the concert! Like a lot!'
She swiveled around in her spinning office chair to the computer screen. She continued to read the blog post. Yes, that's right! Our favorite heartthrob will be singing his heart out at the Walker Concert Center, this Friday! So buy your tickets now, because they'll be gone soon! To make it easier to see Justin live in concert, you can purchase tickets here!*
* ticket prices start at $600. Please contact us at 555-6666 or order them online. Remember, just because you have tickets, doesn't mean that Justin Bieber will notice you! Enjoy the concert!
Tiffani didn't read the last two sentences of the blog. She was so excited! Now, she had forgotten about one detail. Where the heck was she supposed to get six hundred dollars?
She, naturally, had no idea. So she turned off the computer, and left her room to search for her mom. Tiffani found her in the kitchen, talking on the phone.
"I know! She can be such a drama queen sometimes. And she has those ridiculous posters all over her room."
"Mom!" Tiffani hiss-whispered, tugging on her mom's sleeve.
"Yes, Vivian, I know that he's having a concert!" Tiffani's mom snapped into the phone, nodding. "It's dreadful, isn't it? Personally, I think he needs to wait a few years before singing. And Tiffani is all starry-eyed over him."
"MOM!" Tiffani whined, growing frustrated. She had no idea what he mother was talking about, but it didn't matter! She needed to talk to her mom. NOW!
"Yes, I do agree that twelve years old is simply too young to be singing." Her mom continued, ignoring Tiffani. "Besides, who in their right mind would fall in love with a twelve-year-old pop singer?"
Tiffani gasped. Even her mother was against Justin Bieber! She didn't understand that. Justin Bieber was, like, the most talented sixteen-year old singer ever! And his hair was perfect! It was always so cute how he flicked it out of his eyes. Then, it would land perfectly on his forehead! It would have otherwise looked fake, but please. Justin Bieber was the most down-to-earth person she knew. He would never have fake hair.
She didn't understand how people could hate him! Poor Justin. A tear rolled down her cheek at the thought of the haters. Couldn't everyone just accept Justin for the wonderful person he is? A tear rolled down her cheek.
"Oh, honey, is everything all right?" Tiffani's mom, who had hung up the phone, asked. She placed her hand on Tiffani's shoulder.
"No!" Tiffani wriggled from her grasp, and bolted to her room. How could she? How could she? Tiffani thought. She had heard of mothers not liking their daughters' boyfriends, but this was too much! How dare her mother insult the love of her life?
Her cell phone vibrated in her pocket. Tiffani, still teary-eyed, pulled it out. 1 New Text Message.
It was her boyfriend, Rick. Oh, right. Tiffani thought. I have a boyfriend.
Wanna go to a movie tonight?
Tiffani wanted to, but she knew if she spent any more time with Rick, she would just feel guilty. So she texted him back, saying that she wanted to go to his house instead.
So she walked the two blocks to his house, and rang the doorbell. Rick answered, looking happy to see her. Rick was actually pretty hot, with brown hair and black eyes that had made Tiffani's heart melt when she first met him. Now, all she thought about was how Rick would feel after she talked to him.
"Hey, Tiffani! Come in!" Rick held open the door for her, and Tiffani stepped inside, kicking off her rhinestone-studded flip-flops. How am I going to break it to him? She wondered. She couldn't hold it in any longer.
"Rick, I'm sorry, but we can't go out anymore." Tiffani told him, full of emotion. She liked Rick, she really did, but she thought it would be better for both of them if they were just friends.
Rick's smiling face turned into one of anger. "What do you mean?"
"I just don't think that it's fair to you….." Tiffani explained awkwardly. "I'm in love with someone else."
"Who is this person? I will go beat him up so you'll have no choice but to stay with me!" Rick cried, making a fist. Tiffani wanted to run the heck out of there, but she couldn't leave her precious rhinestone-studded flip-flops behind.
Tiffani stayed silent, knowing that Rick wouldn't like the man she was in love with. But that wouldn't be surprising. About every American male teenager loathed, despised, and made fun of her beloved.
Rick grabbed Tiffani's shoulders. "TELL ME!!!" he screamed.
"All right…." Tiffani swallowed a sob. She thought that Rick was a nice person. It pained her to break his heart like this. "It's Justin Bieber."
Rick glared menacingly at her, gripping her shoulders even more tightly. "ARE YOU EFFING SERIOUS? THAT GAY FREAK? HE DOSEN'T EVEN KNOW YOU! I SWEAR, ONE DAY I WILL SHOOT THAT BASTARD! I MEAN IT!"
"Oh, please, Rick, don't!!!!" Tiffani whined. "Don't kill my husband!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't even met him yet!!!!"
Obviously, this story will continue on. It's really fun to write. Please give ( nice) feedback! I wanna know what everyone thinks of this!