Author: CMDonovann PM
A parody I wrote of "Love Story" by Taylor Swift with the help of KiwiStar and MagellinaFluffQueen of fanfiction. M for lots of mention of DRUGS.Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 08-01-10 - Status: Complete - id: 2834144
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"Drug Story" the unnofficial parody to "Love Story" by Taylor Swift. Idea originally by Kiwi-kun, edited by MagellinaFluffQueen, written by CMDonovann.
We were both high when I first saw you
I close my eyes, hallucinations start
I'm standing there
In my underwear
See the fights, see the drugs and the nut house
See you naked in the crowd
And say "hello,"
Little did I know
You were a drug dealer, selling marijuana
And my daddy said "stay away from all that sh**"
But you're the only thing I had
I was beggin' you "give me crack"
And I said,
"Romeo, rape me, sometime when we're on the run
I'll be waiting for you to get really drunk
you'll be the pimp and I'll be the ho"
It's a drug story,
baby just say NO!
So I sneak out of the prison to pay you
We keep quiet, 'cause I'm dead if they knew
so close your eyes
Escape the cops for a little while
'Cause we were doing crack in the backyard garden
and my daddy said "stay away from Juliet"
But you had the gun and I was begging you
"Please don't shoot"
And you said,
"I'm gonna take you somewhere we can be alone
I keep waiting for my cash you little ho
'Cause I'm the pimp and you are my ho
It's a drug story,
I shoulda said NO!
Then I got tired of waiting
for the cops to rescue me and drag you to court
my faith in life was fading
With you killing people like it's a sport
And I said
"Romeo, rape me, I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting, but the cops will never come
Is this in my head? I'm too high to see"
He knelt to the ground,
pulled out his car keys and said,
"Get outta here, Juliet
We can't outrun the cops again
Just broke the law for time number ten
Think your dad's dead, his blood's on my shirt" so
ends the drug story
Remember, just say NO!
'Cause we were both high when I first saw you