AUDIENCE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT THAT COMPUTER SCREEN?

Oh, you're reading the Boredom Corner? Well, that makes sense.

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I totally stole that entrance. I hope it wasn't…copyrighted…or something… SORRY TOBY. PLEASE DON'T SUE ME. *ducks* (Cookie for anyone who got that reference. Even without the name given.)

Till: Hey, guess what day it is!

*sigh* What?

Wrevor: It's Christmas Night! And you know what that means!

Todd: *hides behind couch* Dear God, please don't let it be another prostitute day…

Salem: *looks at him weird*

Till: Nope! Better!

AJ: Let me guess…stripper day?

Terry: *facepalm*

Wrevor: Better!

Sam: Better than cookies?

Till: No. Not better than biscuits.

Sam: Phew…

Scarlet: Just TELL us already…

Scarlett: *running after her alter-ego* TELL US WHAT?

Lewis: *chasing after her*

Louis: Soap?

Wrevor: Okay…

This ought to be good…after all; it has to live up to my stolen introduction…

Twins: CHRISTMAS CAROLING!

No. No, no, no, NO.

Scarlet: ARGH, MORE SINGING!

Louis: *hangs head* I like singing.

Todd: Only if we sing normal songs!

Terry: Ooh, Christmas caroling!

Sam: But I don't like figgy pudding…

AJ: ARRRRRGH, I HATE SINGING…

Salem: *still looking confussled*

Till: YES! Get your coats on!

Wrevor: We're getting the gang together!

Everyone: HUZZAH! /NOOOOOOO!

A LITTLE WHILE LATER….

Why must we venture out? Nothing good comes from it…

Till: Come on! Get into the Christmas spirit!

Scarlet: Okay…hey, AJ, go stick your tongue to that pole. That'll put me in the Christmas spirit.

AJ: *swears under his breath*

Nice one! *hi-fives Scarlet*

Louis: Why aren't they answering the DOOR?

Terry: We could always use the SECRET entrance.

Everyone: O.O *looks at him*

Terry: What? It's around back.

Sam: Why…why do you know that?

Terry: Why…not?

Twins: *somehow managed to triple hi-five him at once*

Salem: Maybe it's because we're knocking on the door that says "Exit" on it.

Scarlett: Oooooh! *whispers* The door is having identity crisis.

AJ: *facepalm*

Everyone: *makes their away around to the front and knock again*

Jen: *from inside* PEDSY WILL GET IT!

Pedro: NO I WON'T!

Jen: YES YOU WILL!

Pedro: NO I WON'T! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET IT?

Anna: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING!

Jake: STOP SHOUTING! *whispers* Please.

Jen: JUST GET IT!

Pedro: NO!

Scarlet: JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Pedro: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO OPEN IT MORE!

Salem: IT'S BLOOD FREEZING OUT HERE SO OPEN THE BUGGERING DOOR!

Everyone: *looks at him weird*

Twins: WE HAVE A SURPRISE!

Todd: *grumbling* It's not a very good one…

Yeaaah, it's a suckish one…

Jen: A SURPRISE? *flings door open* WHAT IS IT?

Pedro: *from behind her* *facepalm*

Louis: It's not a material surprise; it comes from your heart. And your chordy-things…

Todd: Vocal chords.

Louis: That.

Sam: Can we come inside now? My nose is freezing.

Terry: *in short sleeves* *sighness*

Jen: *shuts the door and peaks through it* What's the password?

Scarlet: Let us the *bleep* in.

Louis: Soap?

Todd: Please?

Scarlett: Tater tots!

Lewis: ^^ *pats her head*

Terry: Password? Is it the same as last week?

Jen: No.

Sam: No their answers or not the same?

Jen: Both.

All of them: Dang…

Twins: MINERAL OIL!

Jen: That was LAST month…

Salem: Chiz?

AJ: Pneumonia?

Batman rocks?

Jen: DING, DING, DING! YOU GOT IT! *ushers us in*

Salem: Which one of us got it?

AJ: *shrugs*

Maybe it was all three…

Scarlett: Ooh, TV! *runs off*

Lewis: *runs after her*

Pedro: WHY'D YOU LET THEM IN HERE?

Jake: Please don't be angry brother.

Pedro: *huffs*

Jen: They guessed the password!

Anna: Dang! I'ma have to change it again…

Scarlet: Merry Christmas night, Pedro. *smiles* I hope you get neurotoxin in your stocking.

Pedro: Why you-!

Louis: *covers Scarlet's mouth and drags her off to avoid WW4*

Todd: Let's just get this over with…

Terry: We're going Christmas caroling!

Sam: Want to come?

Till: Please do!

Wrevor: Do what?

Till: Come caroling?

Wrevor: Okay!

Salem: You were already going.

Twin: We know.

AJ: *pulls him away*

Jen: YES! I'LL GET THE EGGNOG! *runs off*

Anna: I'll go too!

Tinn: WHERE AM I?

Louis: Er…

Pedro: NO way….NO WAY. I am NOT going caroling with HER. *points at Scarlet*

Scarlett: *mouth full of popcorn* Buh ih wiw be fum!

Jake: Please, brother?

Pedro: But-!

Terry: We'll probably get food.

Sam: We'll share!

AJ: Heeey-

Till: Yeah! It'll be-

Wrevor: *starts singing* TOTALLY AWESOME! *rocker hand signs*

Wow, that's three references so far…this is turning out to be a slightly successful chapter!

Pedro: UGH. FINE.

Jen: YAAAAAAAAAAY!

*Three stops later*

Tay: *sigh* I think Steve is still on Mars…

Jackson: Hey I'M here!

Yeah, just you…

Andrea: Do you think we'll get cheese?

Lauren: *facepalm*

Delaney: Ooh! Look at all the shiny lights! Can I Bedazzle stuff with lights? Also, stop correcting my grammar! Lauren doesn't…

Terry: *hides behind Sam*

Malaena: *pulls away her twin*

Ace: *walking along next to Todd* Why don't we have any sheet music? Not that I need it but isn't it usually-

Scarlet: *gasp* Ace! Did you just swear?

Ace: What? No! I said sheet-

Scarlet: *pats head* Good boy.

Ace: *walks away towards Todd*

Pedro: This is gonna be terrible.

Salem: We're big enough to be a flash mob!

Till: Unplanned, but good idea!

Wrevor: *writes it down* Maybe next time…

Argh…no! Okay…okay…HEY PEOPLE! SHUT UP, OKAY?

Everyone: NO!

…meh…

AJ: Quick! Keep talking! Maybe we'll get to go home!

Jen: QUIIIIIIIIIET!

Everyone: *shuts up*

…right. Sure…okay, roll call, since we now have like eight billion and a half people here…Scarlet?

Scarlet: Here!

Louis?

Louis: Here!

Scarlett? Lewis? Todd?

Scarlett: Here!

Lewis: Also here!

Todd: Present!

Terry, Sam, AJ?

Terry: Here!

Sam: Here!

AJ: Unfortunately…

Salem, Jen, Pedro?

Salem: Here.

Jen: HE-YAH!

Pedro: *grumbling to self*

Right… Jake, Anna, Taylor?

Jake: Here…

Anna: ANNA IS HERE!

Taylor: Here! Oh! And I found Steve!

Steve: *turned the wrong way* Here!

O….kay….Twins, Jackson, Laruen?

Till: HERE!

Wrevor: ALSO HERE!

I figured…

Jackson: Er…kind of…

Lauren: I have paper unicorn horns!

Good! Malaena, Delaney, Melody, Ace, Brunhilda?

Malaena and Delaney: Here!

Melody: Ugh. I'm here too….

Ace: I am here, as is my great aunt.

Brunhilda: *waves spork*

So….who'd I forget?

Andrea: MEEEEE!

... *marks on clipboard* LET'S GOOOO!

*At the first house*

Maybe we should split up and, you know, cover more ground.

AJ: And get this over with faster…

Steve: Who wants a Mars rock?

Lauren: Good point!

Jen: *points* Todd! THE EMERGENCY SPLIT UP LIST!

Melody: Huh?

Scarlett: In case this ever happened and we need to split up we have lists prepared so it doesn't take, like five minutes.

Taylor: Let's read it!

Todd: Ahem, okay, since there are four of you and all of our groups here…say…what happened to Rylee?

*IN BANGKOK*

Rylee: I told you we took a wrong turn!

Alice: *hitting security system with bat* NO! WE! DIDN'T!

Larry: Mwhahahahah!

Anies: *sigh*

*BACK IN AMERICA*

Andrea: I don't know but they took my cheese! *frowny face*

Lauren: Phew…

Todd: Okay, going with Taylor-

Taylor: Ooh, we can go to my neighborhood first!

Todd: -is: Scarlet, Andrea, Sam, Anna, and Pedro.

Pedro: Argh…of course….*facepalm*

Scarlet: Don't worry! I'll protect you Pedsy!

Sam: This can't end well.

Todd: With Lauren is Till, Wrevor, Delaney, Steve, Lewis, and Terry.

Lauren: Who wants paper unicorn horns?

Everyone: US!

Lauren: Yay!

Todd: With Jen, we have Melody, Melaena, Jackson, Salem, and AJ.

AJ: Really?

Todd: Yes.

Jen: YES. WE ARE GONNA PAR-TAY!

Todd: And with Alice, we have Louis, myself, Ace and his great aunt, Jake, and Scarlett.

Did you purposely put yourself in that group?

Todd: NO.

Louis: I certainly didn't do it!

Jake: Me either…

Scarlett: Has anyone seen someone who looks just like me?

*sigh* Meet back here in two hours! Stick together!

Everyone: *disperses with groups*

Sooo…who wants to just go home and watch a movie?

Everyone except Louis: *raises hand*

Louis: But-but!

You were outvoted! Okay, forward-march!

All of us: *run back to the Boredom corner*

*JEN'S GROUP*

Jen: We're gonna have so much fun! We're gonna sing and dance and-

Melaena: Ooh, lucky penny!

Melody: Hey, that's mine!

Jackson: Why don't just donate it to that Santa guy over there?

Jen: OMG! PENNY? WHERE? *tackles all three of him*

Salem: *pulls it out when they aren't looking and puts it in the donation bucket*

Santa Guy: *looks at him unhappily*

Salem: *backs away* What's his problem?

AJ: Well, you only gave a penny. He probably doesn't see the point of that.

Salem: Oh…

*LAUREN'S GROUP*

Till: So, what song shall we sing first?

Terry: Maybe we should get out of the middle of this STREET *car rushes by* first?

Wrevor: Ooh, I know!

Delaney: *gasp* Is that GLITTER!

Steve: Where?

Lauren: How does that help?

Delaney: I bought a GLITTER bedazzler with my Christmas money?

Terry: CROSS THE STREET OR I'M GONNA CROSS IT FOR YOU!

Everyone: *runs across the street*

Till: So…

Wrevor: Jingle Bell Rock?

Steve: What ever happened to-

Lauren: *gasp* I forgot the PIE! We have to go get it!

Lewis: Wait, why do we need-

Everyone: PIE! *runs off*

*TAYLOR'S GROUP*

Pedro: I AM NOT SINGING FELIZ NAVIDAD!

Taylor: But my neighbors LOVE that song!

Anna: And who better to sing it?

Pedro: I'M NOT A MEXICAN!

Andrea: *sigh* I'm so depressed. We should sing a sad song…

Sam: What's a sad Christmas song?

Scarlet: Christmas just depressed me in general.

Anna: What WHY?

Scarlet: Too much mushy crap…

Pedro: I can't believe you're not mocking me.

Anna: So what did you get for Christmas?

Andrea: *pouts* My LOST cheese! And a fridge…

Sam: Can I store some cookie dough in there…I'm running out of space…

Andrea: SURE there's lots of room now that my CHEESE is gone…

Scarlet: OH MY GOSH, SHUT UP ABOUT CHEESE!

Pedro: NO!

Taylor: But-but-but-!

Pedro: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

Taylor: I always get a BUTT!

Everyone: *looks at her weird*

*MY GROUP*

WHO WANTS HOT CHOCOLATE?

Everyone: US!

Louis: Wait, don't we have to meet them back somewhere?

Scarlett: Yeah, in like, an hour!

Jake: I'll bake a cake. *walks off*

Brunhilda: Sporks!

Ace: I do believe that It's a Wonderful Life is on.

Todd: Let's watch it!

*bringing hot cocoa* We'll watch the time.

*LAUREN'S GROUP*

Lauren: I could have sworn I put it around here somewhere!

Steve: *has run off somewhere*

Delaney: Argh, there's nothing FUN to do here!

Terry: What happened to going caroling?

Lauren: Just give me seCOND-! *falls into the dumpster*

Till: Oh my gosh!

Wrevor: DON'T WORRY LAUREN!

Twins: WE'LL SAVE YOU! *jump in after her*

Lewis: *looks at Terry and Delaney and shrugs*

Terry: *facepalm*

Delaney: Ooh a fire hydrant!

*JEN'S GROUP*

Jen: HEY, where'd the penny go?

Melody: Oh well…hey, who wants to go SING?

Melaena: Oooh, we should totally sing Deck the Halls!

Jackson: Oh, I like that one!

Salem: NO! LET'S NOT SING THAT SONG EVER.

Everyone: *looks at him*

Jen: What about, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHIRSTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

AJ: Of course! That's not cliché at ALL…

Melaena: We have to think of something!

Melody: I'm hungry. Maybe Andrea has some cheese!

Jen: WHO WANTS TO GO TEAM UP WITH TAYLOR'S GROUP?

Everyone: SURE/WHATEVER!

Jen: READY! MARCH!

*TAYLOR'S GROUP*

Pedro: I can't believe you people. BLACKMAIL. REALLY?

Scarlet: I knew those photos would come in handy!

Taylor and Andrea: *crying on the driveway because of previously mentioned problems*

Sam: Ring the doorbell?

Anna: Okay! *rings it*

Pedro: ARE YOU ALL AGAINST ME?

Jen: YES!

Taylor: What're you guys doing here?

Melody: We were hungry!

Melaena: Ooh, what're we doing?

Sam: Pedro is going to sing!

Anna: *snort-laughs*

Jackson: What?

Jen: If she says We Wish You A Merry Christmas, you owe me.

AJ: Deal.

Andrea: WHO CARES?

Scarlet: Feliz Navidad!

Salem: Who-

*door opens*

Guy at door: Yes?

Pedro: I can't do this!

Scarlet: *waves pictures*

Jen: *grabs them* Hey, Andrea, Taylor, this'll definitely cheer you up!

Anna: It's true.

Sam: I can't watch this.

Salem: *covers eyes* Me either.

Melody and Melaena: SING! SING! SING!

Everyone except Salem and Sam: SING, SING, SING!

Guy at the door: Are you gonna?

Andrea: Hey people! All together! One, two-

*Lauren's group walks up covered in garbage*

Till: Woo! Who wants some garbage!

Terry: Ugh…*walks over to stand by Sam*

Wrevor: What's going on?

Delaney: I smell terrible…

Lewis: We all do…

Taylor: HEY! What happened to Steve?

Lauren: *shrugs* I brought pie! *holds up pie*

Melody: YES! FOOD!

Melaena: We should make smoothies when we get home!

Andrea: Can I make a cheese smoothie?

Lewis: *gags*

Jackson: I agree with that.

Jen: JUST SING PEDRO!

Anna: Let's all sing with him!

AJ: I give up…

Twins: OKAY! ONE, TWO, THREE!

Everyone (some more grudgingly than others): Feliz Navidad!

Melody, Delaney, Melaena, and Andrea: Da, dum, da, da, dum!

Everyone: Feliz Navidad!

Melody, Delaney, Melaena, and Andrea: Da, dum, da, da, dum!

Jen: *elbows Pedro* Sing, dangit. SING LIKE BATMAN WANTS EVERYONE TO!

Pedro: *groans*

Everyone: Feliz Navidad! Prospero año y felicidad!

Everyone: Feliz Navidad!

Melody, Delaney, Melaena, and Andrea: Da, dum, da, da, dum!

Everyone: Feliz Navidad!

Melody, Delaney, Melaena, and Andrea: Da, dum, da, da, dum!

Taylor: *starts a kick line*

Lauren: *directing us*

Everyone: Feliz Navidad! Prospero año y felicidad!

All the guys: I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas.

All the girls: I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas.

Everyone: I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, from the bottom of my he-ar-ar-art! *jazz hands*

Guy the door: *slams it shut*

Till: Well, I think that went well.

Wrevor: Who wants to go home now!

Everyone: HUZZAH! *run off*

Pedro: Argh…

Scarlet: Merry Christmas Pedsy. *puts hands on shoulder* Merry Christmas.

Everyone else: *either skipping down the street singing Mele Kalikimaka or lagging behind and pretending like they don't know the people ahead of them*

*BACK AT THE BOREDOM CORNER*

Todd: That part makes me cry every time…

*sniffs* Shouldn't…shouldn't everyone else have been back by now?

Louis: Who…who cares?

Scarlett: Maybe-maybe my alter ego captured them.

Jake: Does anyone want cake?

Ace: Cake all around!

Brunhilda: *raises Christmas spork*

Everyone: YAY! *run off*

MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE AND ALL, FROM ALL OF US AT THE BOREDOM CORNER AND TO ALL A GOOD NI-

AJ: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! HOLD THE PHONE!

…what now?

AJ: What about Hanukkah?

What about it?

AJ: You're completely ignoring THEIR holiday.

Since when have YOU been Jewish? Or, you know, cared about anything-

Scarlet: *leaps into the room* NEUROTOXIN FOR ALL! *sprays stuff around*

Everyone: WHAT? NO! *collapse*

Scarlet: Mwahahaha…and to all a good night.