|Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Author: Hobbit4Lyfe PM
I just randomly made up this spin on the old riddle. Please review.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 78 - Published: 09-03-10 - Status: Complete - id: 2844372
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Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: To get to the other side.
Vinny the Rooster waited for traffic to slow down, and then he crossed the road. He wanted to see what was in the shopping center on the other side.
Question: Why did the chicken go back?
Answer: He walked into a Chick-Fil-A.
Vinny ran out of the restaurant and back across through traffic. He was being chased by hungry restaurant-goers.