sure,
whenever things go terribly wrong
we all need someone to take the blame
so go ahead, but it all on me

you guys want to see a movie I hate,
I tell you to go sans moi
but no, you won't leave me behind
and you'll complain the whole time

she drives us to the lake,
but I thought neither of us would be allowed,
guess not,
her driving is "perfect",
and when I drive back, everyone screams

when she picks up a dumb toy
everyone laughs hysterically,
but when I find something dumb
they scoff and walk away

I'm just as smart as she is,
I just don't apply myself
but, if I'm so smart
then why do I always feel so dumb around her?

I could apply myself, and
I could play sports, and
I could be witty and sarcastic
I could be just like her,
but I'm not
and I never will be