|Ask A Silly Question
Author: monkey-moon PM
A boy wonders where he came from. His dad is not helpful. And other stories. I'm going to turn this into a series of silly poems. Hurray for me!Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11-21-10 - Published: 11-19-10 - Status: Complete - id: 2865859
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A boy was talking to his dad.
"Who made me?" inquired the lad.
"Was I made from sticks and stones?
Did fairy dust construct my bones?
Did I come in powder form?
Or did the stork bring me, still warm?
Was I found beneath a tree-
Did I crawl out from the sea?
Or did my parts come from a kit.
To be assembled bit by bit?"
"Oh no," his dad laughed, "nothing doing.
Although there was a lot of screwing!"