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Author: Random-Conversations PM
The Adventures Of Mead And Lucy That Consists Of Serveral Random Coversations Shoved Together In A Way Simalar To Making A Peanutbutter And Jelly Sandwich. Lucy:Well,your nose is kinda red. Mead:Great. Lucy:Rudolf the red nosed reindeer- Mead: Shut up.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 01-08-11 - Published: 12-01-10 - id: 2869609
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If anyone wants to know about the guy 'Will', please read the fictionpress story called 'False Facades'. XD
Lucy: Day one of Random Conversations…
Mead: Really, it's like day three or something, 'cause we started the account on Monday, and now it's Wednesday.
Lucy: honestly Mead, anyone would think that your desperate for reviews when you count like that. Besides, it's three days and six hours, three minutes and forty-two seconds since we started. Not that I'm counting of course…
Mead: We should start a gang.
Lucy: A gang? Where did that come from?
Mead: I dunno. We should start a gang though.
Lucy: A gang?
Mead: A gang.
Lucy: A gang?
Mead: A gang!
Mead: A GANG! I shotgun being called Book for my nickname.
Lucy: Then I get to be called Worm.
Mead: Why would you want to be called w- oohhhh, I get that now.
Lucy: Together we will be Book-Worm… we shall be unstoppable!
Mead: Worm, I think there are like hundreds of thousands of cops and people in this world who can stop us. We have two people, they have… how many?
Lucy: Never underestimate the power of a nickname!
Mead: You mean 'never underestimate the power of our wall-thrown, ceiling fan-hit, dropped out a window-ness minds'…
Lucy: And don't forget 'magpie-raised' minds.
Mead: Lucy… you're an idiot.
Lucy: Why thank you.
Lucy: You know, I've always wanted to be in an awkward silence.
Mead: You mean you've never been in one?
Mead: Hey Lucy, wanna go out sometime?
Mead: See, that was an awkward silence.
Mead: By the way, I was just joking about that…
Zara: -walks by- BANANAS!
Mead and Lucy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA (Hysterical laughter)
Nicole: What's going on?????
Lucy: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA hallariousnessness
Mead: Hahahaha –gasp- profile –gasp- hahahahahhaha
Lucy: -Trying not to pee-
Mead: Hahahhaha –gasp- high five! –gasp-
-The two idiots try to high-five and miss… badly-
Lucy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (laughing even harder at their stupidity)
Mead: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA –trying not to pee her pants at Nicole's expression-
Nicole: I still don't get it…
(Teacher walks in)
-sitting on the mat-
Mead: Hey Lucy…? (whispering)
Lucy: Yeah…? (Whispering as well, but really, really loudly)
Mead: I want to have a gay friend…
Lucy: You don't need a gay friend, you have me.
Mead: Seriously, I want a gay friend.
Lucy: Yeah, that would be cool…
-the two look up into space at nothing in particular-
Lucy: Hey Mead? What are we meant to be looking at?
Mead: We're not looking at anything, idiot. We're daydreaming.
Lucy: So… what are we meant to be daydreaming about?
Mead: -sighs with annoyance- Will…
Lucy: Oh right… Will… Heheheheheh.
Mead: AHHH, it's a GREEN apple! –Is pointing at the half-eaten apple in the teacher's hand-
Mr S: -looks at apple in hand- What's wrong with a green apple?
Mead: They're used for witch-craft! –stares fearfully at apple while wiggling her finger's like an idiot-
Mr S: Well maybe I'll turn you into a turkey! Oh wait, you already are…
Mead: See what I mean! They're used for EVIL!
Mead: Damn my computer is so noisy!
Lucy: I know!
Mead: It makes it really hard to sneak onto. (-example- Sneaks into computer room and turns on computer. –fan whirls with lots of noise- MEAD! TURN THE COMPUTER OFF! –sigh-)
Lucy: yeah I have this really bad habit that when I'm on the computer I have the radio on (12:05 am AND IF I HAD YOOOOUUUU!!!! LUCY!!!! –sigh- sooorry!)
Mead: I'm hungry… -goes to get some food from her bag-
Mead: -comes back in, shoving something in her mouth-
Lucy: Is that a raspberry bun?
Lucy: Are you eating a raspberry bun? I saw some pink…
Mead: whammg tmp hempml? –shakes head-
Lucy: Open your mouth then, I want to see…
Mead: -tries not to laugh and spit out food as she opens her mouth-
Lucy: I see pink! It is a raspberry bun!
-Teacher walks past as Lucy is doing some odd thing that she apparently calls her victory dance-
Mr. S: Mead! Shut your mouth! I don't want to see the raspberry bun you were eating!
Mead: -rolls her eyes and swallows- It was a ham bun.
Mead: I just finished a book! High-five!
-the two try to high-five and only just make it-
Lucy: That was a sucky high five…
Mead: Let's try again, I can't feel my hand going tingly.
-The two retards perform a Olympic-worthy high-five-
Mead: Ahh, feel the tingly feeling in your hand…
Lucy: relish in the tingles…
Lucy; Have a paper tie.
Mead: Can it have a love heart on it?
Lucy: Sure… -Starts making tie-
Mr. S: Alright everyone, I want all your desks clean!
Lucy: Shit, shit, shit, crap!
-Both try to clean their desks and fail because of the 166 books on their desks which stop them from opening their desk lids fully-
Lucy: Alright… I'll hold your desk lid open while you clean if you do the same for me.
-Mead starts cleaning her desk –
Mead: Alright, I'm done. Let's do your desk now…
-Lucy starts cleaning her desk while Mead holds the lid up-
Lucy: OMG, there are towels in here!
Mead: Why the hell are there towels in your desks?
Lucy: How am I supposed to know? Last time I cleaned my desk I found a sock and a whole lot of plastic bags…
Mead: How long ago was that?
Lucy: About a week. It- OMG, I CAN SEE THE BOTTOM!
Mead: Is that… bubble-gum?
Lucy: I don't think so, bubble-gum isn't usually fluffy. It's probably the sandwich I lost in there a few days ago…
Mead: There is no way a sandwich can get mouldy that fast…
Lucy: hmmmm… maybe the one from the beginning from the year?
Mead: That's still in there? Didn't you ever bother to take it out?
Lucy: I thought I might get hungry and then I couldn't find it…
Mead: Dear God... it's moving!
Lucy: OMG, Whiskers! There you are!
Mead: You have a pet mouse?
Lucy: Well… I found it in my desk about the same time I lost that sandwich… And I thought I'd keep him.
-Desk monitor walks up-
Aroha: Open your desks, I need to see if they are clean.
-Mead opens her desk Aroha takes one look inside and says it's clean-
Aroha: Lucy open up.
-Lucy opens her desk-
Aroha: You're hiding rubbish under there aren't you?
-Aroha lifts it up to reveal to a huge pile of rubbish/papers-
Aroha: What do you call that then?
Lucy: That isn't rubbish it's a whole bunch of very important notices from term one.
-The two idiots had somehow ended up having to waste their lunch babysitting little kids because it was supposedly wet outside.-
Mead: -walks in- Hey! They're not here yet! YES!! Oh wait… the board says they're at the library for music. Damn! They'll be here soon.
-Zara and Lucy walk in-
Mead: They're not here yet! –Walks behind the bookcase where all the pillows are- Okay, this is what we do. We hide here, and then when they come in we jump up and say 'RAWR'.
Lucy: I'll just say 'Rawr'.
Mead: -sits on a chair and open a book- OMG!!
Mead: This chair is Soooooo bouncy!!!! –Bounces up and down on chair-
-Little kid walks in and sees us-
Little kid: OMG it's you! (He did not sound happy to see us)
Mead: Yeah. Thanks for that, good to know I'm loved.
Zara: -sits in chair Mead was previously occupying- OMG you are so right! This chair is bouncy!! –Bounces up and down-
-Little kid sits in wheelie chair and wheels herself into a pile of chairs-
Mead: OMG!! Chair bowling! I didn't even know little kids knew what chair bowling was!
Mead: Should we be stopping them?
Zara: Do you think it's possible to get drunk on raisins?
Mead: Yeppery, froglegs!
Lucy: Let's sing a song!
M & L: The thoughts in our head go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, the thoughts in our head go 'round and 'round, and then they leave…
Mead: We are not joking, that's what happens.
Lucy: Spell peanuts without a 't' and see what you get!
Mead: Yeah! Air-high-five!
-The two idiots try to do an air-high-five and miss… I don't know how that's possible, but they did-
A.N. (In an author's note), this all really happened… well, most of it did… we did get a bit carried away on the desk bit… there wasn't really a mouse in Lucy's desk, there was however a very mouldy piece of sandwich… and she did name it whiskers…
Lucy: But it was cute! The tomato bits looked just like little red mouse eyes!
Mead: Yeah… Sure they did, Lucy…