If anyone wants to know about the guy 'Will', please read the fictionpress story called 'False Facades'. XD

Lucy: Day one of Random Conversations…

Mead: Really, it's like day three or something, 'cause we started the account on Monday, and now it's Wednesday.

Lucy: honestly Mead, anyone would think that your desperate for reviews when you count like that. Besides, it's three days and six hours, three minutes and forty-two seconds since we started. Not that I'm counting of course…

Mead: We should start a gang.

Lucy: A gang? Where did that come from?

Mead: I dunno. We should start a gang though.

Lucy: A gang?

Mead: A gang.

Lucy: A gang?

Mead: A gang!

Lucy: …A…Gang?

Mead: A GANG! I shotgun being called Book for my nickname.

Lucy: Then I get to be called Worm.

Mead: Why would you want to be called w- oohhhh, I get that now.

Lucy: Together we will be Book-Worm… we shall be unstoppable!

Mead: Worm, I think there are like hundreds of thousands of cops and people in this world who can stop us. We have two people, they have… how many?

Lucy: Never underestimate the power of a nickname!

Mead: You mean 'never underestimate the power of our wall-thrown, ceiling fan-hit, dropped out a window-ness minds'…

Lucy: And don't forget 'magpie-raised' minds.

Mead: Lucy… you're an idiot.

Lucy: Why thank you.

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Lucy: You know, I've always wanted to be in an awkward silence.

Mead: You mean you've never been in one?

Lucy: Nup.

Mead: Hey Lucy, wanna go out sometime?

-silence- (Awkward)

Mead: See, that was an awkward silence.

Lucy: Okaayy…

Mead: By the way, I was just joking about that…

-silence-

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Zara: -walks by- BANANAS!

Mead and Lucy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA (Hysterical laughter)

Nicole: What's going on?????

Lucy: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA hallariousnessness

Mead: Hahahaha –gasp- profile –gasp- hahahahahhaha

Lucy: -Trying not to pee-

Mead: Hahahhaha –gasp- high five! –gasp-

-The two idiots try to high-five and miss… badly-

Lucy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (laughing even harder at their stupidity)

Mead: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA –trying not to pee her pants at Nicole's expression-

Nicole: I still don't get it…

(Teacher walks in)

-silence-

-silence-

-sitting on the mat-

Mead: Hey Lucy…? (whispering)

Lucy: Yeah…? (Whispering as well, but really, really loudly)

Mead: I want to have a gay friend…

Lucy: You don't need a gay friend, you have me.

Mead: Seriously, I want a gay friend.

Lucy: Yeah, that would be cool…

-the two look up into space at nothing in particular-

-silence-

Lucy: Hey Mead? What are we meant to be looking at?

Mead: We're not looking at anything, idiot. We're daydreaming.

-silence-

Lucy: So… what are we meant to be daydreaming about?

Mead: -sighs with annoyance- Will…

Lucy: Oh right… Will… Heheheheheh.

-silence-

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Mead: AHHH, it's a GREEN apple! –Is pointing at the half-eaten apple in the teacher's hand-

Mr S: -looks at apple in hand- What's wrong with a green apple?

Mead: They're used for witch-craft! –stares fearfully at apple while wiggling her finger's like an idiot-

Mr S: Well maybe I'll turn you into a turkey! Oh wait, you already are…

Mead: See what I mean! They're used for EVIL!

-silence-

-silence-

Mead: Damn my computer is so noisy!

Lucy: I know!

Mead: It makes it really hard to sneak onto. (-example- Sneaks into computer room and turns on computer. –fan whirls with lots of noise- MEAD! TURN THE COMPUTER OFF! –sigh-)

Lucy: yeah I have this really bad habit that when I'm on the computer I have the radio on (12:05 am AND IF I HAD YOOOOUUUU!!!! LUCY!!!! –sigh- sooorry!)

-silence-

-silence-

Mead: I'm hungry… -goes to get some food from her bag-

Lucy: Ok…

Mead: -comes back in, shoving something in her mouth-

Lucy: Is that a raspberry bun?

Mead: Whhmmp??

Lucy: Are you eating a raspberry bun? I saw some pink…

Mead: whammg tmp hempml? –shakes head-

Lucy: Open your mouth then, I want to see…

Mead: -tries not to laugh and spit out food as she opens her mouth-

Lucy: I see pink! It is a raspberry bun!

-Teacher walks past as Lucy is doing some odd thing that she apparently calls her victory dance-

Mr. S: Mead! Shut your mouth! I don't want to see the raspberry bun you were eating!

Mead: -rolls her eyes and swallows- It was a ham bun.

Lucy: Damn.

-silence-

Mead: I just finished a book! High-five!

-the two try to high-five and only just make it-

Lucy: That was a sucky high five…

Mead: Let's try again, I can't feel my hand going tingly.

-The two retards perform a Olympic-worthy high-five-

Mead: Ahh, feel the tingly feeling in your hand…

Lucy: relish in the tingles…

-silence-

-silence-

Lucy; Have a paper tie.

Mead: Can it have a love heart on it?

Lucy: Sure… -Starts making tie-

Mr. S: Alright everyone, I want all your desks clean!

Mead: Fuck!

Lucy: Shit, shit, shit, crap!

-Both try to clean their desks and fail because of the 166 books on their desks which stop them from opening their desk lids fully-

Lucy: Alright… I'll hold your desk lid open while you clean if you do the same for me.

Mead: Deal.

-Mead starts cleaning her desk –

(5mins later)

Mead: Alright, I'm done. Let's do your desk now…

-Lucy starts cleaning her desk while Mead holds the lid up-

Lucy: OMG, there are towels in here!

Mead: Why the hell are there towels in your desks?

Lucy: How am I supposed to know? Last time I cleaned my desk I found a sock and a whole lot of plastic bags…

Mead: How long ago was that?

Lucy: About a week. It- OMG, I CAN SEE THE BOTTOM!

Mead: Is that… bubble-gum?

Lucy: I don't think so, bubble-gum isn't usually fluffy. It's probably the sandwich I lost in there a few days ago…

Mead: There is no way a sandwich can get mouldy that fast…

Lucy: hmmmm… maybe the one from the beginning from the year?

Mead: That's still in there? Didn't you ever bother to take it out?

Lucy: I thought I might get hungry and then I couldn't find it…

Mead: Dear God... it's moving!

Lucy: OMG, Whiskers! There you are!

Mead: You have a pet mouse?

Lucy: Well… I found it in my desk about the same time I lost that sandwich… And I thought I'd keep him.

-silence-

-Desk monitor walks up-

Aroha: Open your desks, I need to see if they are clean.

-Mead opens her desk Aroha takes one look inside and says it's clean-

Aroha: Lucy open up.

-Lucy opens her desk-

Aroha: You're hiding rubbish under there aren't you?

Lucy: No…

-Aroha lifts it up to reveal to a huge pile of rubbish/papers-

Aroha: What do you call that then?

Lucy: That isn't rubbish it's a whole bunch of very important notices from term one.

-Silence-

-The two idiots had somehow ended up having to waste their lunch babysitting little kids because it was supposedly wet outside.-

Mead: -walks in- Hey! They're not here yet! YES!! Oh wait… the board says they're at the library for music. Damn! They'll be here soon.

-Zara and Lucy walk in-

Mead: They're not here yet! –Walks behind the bookcase where all the pillows are- Okay, this is what we do. We hide here, and then when they come in we jump up and say 'RAWR'.

Lucy: I'll just say 'Rawr'.

Mead: -sits on a chair and open a book- OMG!!

Lucy: What?

Mead: This chair is Soooooo bouncy!!!! –Bounces up and down on chair-

-Silence-

-Little kid walks in and sees us-

Little kid: OMG it's you! (He did not sound happy to see us)

Mead: Yeah. Thanks for that, good to know I'm loved.

Lucy: Rawr?

Zara: -sits in chair Mead was previously occupying- OMG you are so right! This chair is bouncy!! –Bounces up and down-

-Silence-

-Little kid sits in wheelie chair and wheels herself into a pile of chairs-

Mead: OMG!! Chair bowling! I didn't even know little kids knew what chair bowling was!

Lucy: Uhhh…

-CRASH-

Mead: Should we be stopping them?

Lucy: Probably.

-Silence-

Zara: Do you think it's possible to get drunk on raisins?

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Mead: Yeppery, froglegs!

Lucy: Let's sing a song!

-Both together-

M & L: The thoughts in our head go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, the thoughts in our head go 'round and 'round, and then they leave…

Mead: We are not joking, that's what happens.

Lucy: Spell peanuts without a 't' and see what you get!

Mead: Yeah! Air-high-five!

-The two idiots try to do an air-high-five and miss… I don't know how that's possible, but they did-

A.N. (In an author's note), this all really happened… well, most of it did… we did get a bit carried away on the desk bit… there wasn't really a mouse in Lucy's desk, there was however a very mouldy piece of sandwich… and she did name it whiskers…

Lucy: But it was cute! The tomato bits looked just like little red mouse eyes!

Mead: Yeah… Sure they did, Lucy…