Written on the 29th of May, 2003

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Fleas! Fleas! Fleas!

I know one thing dearest cat,

That when I'm searching for a gnat

Among your fur, it seems to me

That all I find is just a flea.

Fleas! Fleas! Fleas!

There's so many in your tangled hair

It really drives me to despair

And you never seem to care.

Consider cat!- I try and try

'Till I really feel I'd like to cry,

And you are just a-lyin there

Giving me your baleful stare

While your coat is crawling so with fleas

And I'm kneeling there upon my knees.

And then when I'm kneeling on my knee

Searching for that dratted flea

You start to act so dreadfully.

You claw and bite to give me pain

-And then you treat me with disdain.

Walking away with your tail in the air

Showing how much you do not care.

I really think it the cruellest thing

That though you regard yourself a king

You should treat me so meanly

And should behave so unseemly.