
Conatins a few humorous element haiku. It's quite funny actually, if I say so myself. My thanks to the my greatest scientific treasure, my vintage periodic table of elements.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12-31-10 - Status: Complete - id: 2878005
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The Haikus of the Periodic Table of Elements
1. Hydrogen
The balloon flew up
To the sky without much weight
How far can it go?
2. Helium
The shun brightly
But in a few thousand years
The sun will go blunt
6. Carbon
Rolling stones gather
No algae; but what about
Charcoal (It will burn)
7. Nitrogen
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! BOOM!
8. Oxygen
It is not much known
But do you know that Oxy
Can form *gasp*acids
10. Neon
An element
That vibrantly glows orange
The new electric
12. Magnesium
'Click" says the camera
And a photograph slipped out
It smells of fireworks
13. Aluminium
The clanging upstairs
Is because of the metal
Used to wrap your food
15. Phosphorus
It so bright, so please
Close all windows; or maybe
It was phosphorus…
17. Chlorine
Ouch! That atom burnt
My skin! It's in the water!
Oh wait, it's just gas
20. Calcium
My bones felt very
Strong after I drank this milk
So get now! (Buy here!)
22. Titanium
Titans, we destroy
Titans, we stand great and tall
Titans, hard metal
24. Chromium
It's so colourful
And bright like that looooong rainbow
Except that it's hard
26. Iron
He hunts for our blood…
He's near us I can feel it…
…his fangs bit my neck…
29. Copper
It's a good thing you
Conduct; you're so important
─electrifying─
30. Zinc
It protected iron
And much more metal atoms
Will it be guarded?
36. Krypton
Superman hates it
But he has laser eyes, right?
Lasers are KRYPTON!
42. Molybdenum
Poor Molybdenum
Always confused as lead; when
Will you be the prime?
54. Xenon
Strangers are out there
Never talk to them, except
When they glow from air
74. Tungsten
The embers of our
Memories glow still as the
Light bulb for our lives
77. Iridium
Brighter than Chromium
More colourful than rainbows
Which one is your vote?
78, 79 and 47. Platinum, Gold and Silver
Does it ring a bell?
Well, yes of course! Every great
Singer has one! (Me)
80. Mercury
Tempers are flaring
Our climate slowly heats up
This world may crumble…
84 and 88. Polonium and Radium
Atoms discovered
By the love of two chemists
How radioactive!
92. Uranium
Once again: explode!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
A nuclear BOOM!
102. Nobelium
And here comes the last
The noble Nobel, though fake
It's so peaceful (not!)
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