"DIE!" the stick figure said in a menacing voice.

"Never!" the dog said.

Thirty minutes later there was a mutilated body of dog and decapitated body of a stick figure laying in a pool of blood in grassy meadow.

"Let's never do that again." The ghost of the dog said.

The stick figure got up and put his head back on before saying:"But I'm not dead yet!"

The stick figure then started laughing like a manic as the meadow started to turn brown and die cause of his laughing. Then all of the animals in the meadow ran away. The End

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"Sing the fun fun, yeah yeah song Sparky!" said Merecet.

"I will NOT sing that song." Sparky replied.

Sparky then pulled out a gun and started shooting ever thing in sight. The End

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"I'm too young to die!" a turkey shouted.

"I don't care!" said a raccoon.

The raccoon magically made a knife appear and threw it at turkey. The knife went straight threw the turkey's heart causing blood to gush all over the turkey. The End