The Ballad Of The Food

Pears, shapely, nicer than muffins,

Carrots, orange, remind me of puffins.

Apples, green, like an italian mob,

Peppers, red, like the devil's nob.

Strawberries, love, could come from Venus,

Bananas, long, look like my penis.

Sugar, crystal, white as the snow,

Date, man, that was a low.

Food of the world, how I love to eat thee,

Why must thou charge an incredible fee?

Thanks for reading. Please review.

Luke. Weirded out.