I set the candles out
On the pretty table cloth
Lit them with a barbecue lighter
Rose petals laid out on the table

She came over smiling as usual
And she kissed me before we sat to eat
A lovely romantic meal
Of steak and potatoes

When suddenly from behind the curtains
Popped a man with a knife
She screamed
And he smiled

I had a serial killer over to dinner
Came through the window
While I was setting up
Oh no what do I do

I had a serial killer over to dinner
Came through the window
While I was setting up
Oh no what do I do

He inched closer to her
And I started to panic
I rushed to the closet
Thankfully he ignored me

I pulled out a gun
Shot him in the chest twice
Now I got a lot more
Than I bargained for

I had a serial killer over to dinner
Came through the window
While I was setting up
Oh no what do I do

I called the police
My date left
And I never
Heard from her again

I dont know what threw her off more
Me shooting the serial killer
Or the serial killer
Oh well

I had a serial killer over to dinner
Came through the window
While I was setting up
Oh no what do I do

I had a serial killer over to dinner
Came through the window
While I was setting up
Oh no what do I do