When you curl up late at night
Who do you hold tight
Who cuddles up near your head
As you snuggle in bed

Archy the Walrus that's who
And he really loves you
So please don't make him
Sleep on the floor

Sleep with your walrus
He's cleaner than a dog
And don't mind that his breath
Smells like a dog

Sleep with your walrus
He's cleaner than a dog
And don't mind that his breath
Smells like a dog

He loves you quite dearly
Sure he does
He would mow your lawn
If he had thumbs

He would mop the floor
And do the dishes
He would even grant you
Three wishes

Sleep with your walrus
He's cleaner than a dog
And don't mind that his breath
Smells like a dog

Sleep with your walrus
He's cleaner than a dog
And don't mind that his breath
Smells like a dog