You are hungry
All alone
You are scared
And armed with cheesecake

So what do you do
Do you eat it?
Or is it
Too sweet for your tooth

I got me a case
Of the cheesecake blues
I'll just regift
It to you

You are hungry as all hell
No steak and potatoes in sight
You are forced into a
Lethal fight

With a lion and a tiger
A battle royal
It comes down to you versus
A giant elephant

He steps left
You step right
Who will win this fight

You lose
You ate the cheesecake
It's poisoned
Idiot

I got me a case
Of the cheesecake blues
I'll just regift
It to you

I got me a case
Of the cheesecake blues
I'll just regift
It to you