Swimming on the corner
Not wearing much
A sperm whale
Strut his stuff

A whale swam up to her
And said with a smile
What do you charge?
I want to play awhile

Two oysters an hour
Three with a warranty
I'll make you happy
A humpback guarentee!

Cause I'm a male whale prostitute
Things were looking kind of destitute
I released my parachute
And all hell broke loose

Cause I'm a male whale prostitute
Things were looking kind of destitute
I released my parachute
And all hell broke loose

She said I want to get to know you better
And he said don't get too close or I'll whale on you
I don't only sing songs
I wear thongs motherfucker

He lost two oysters that day
And I don't just mean money
She tailed him where the sun don't shine
And dont you know thats the ocean?

Cause I'm a male whale prostitute
Things were looking kind of destitute
I released my parachute
And all hell broke loose

Cause I'm a male whale prostitute
Things were looking kind of destitute
I released my parachute
And all hell broke loose