Testing one
Testing two
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Testing four
We don't want no tests no more!

DSL
Broadband
Dialup
Dial down

I want clear satelite images
NASA do you read me
Oh wait
Walkie talkies don't reach outer space

Fly with me my young child
It is all but naught
For I will teach you
All that needs taught

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Testing three
Testing four
We don't want no tests no more!

Astronauts imply failure
The word not is embedded within
I hope there's no explosions
On your space mission

So call me an Astroyes
If you don't mind
It's more positive
I'm sure you'll find

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Testing two
Testing three
Testing four
We don't want no tests no more!

Testing one
Testing two
Testing three
Testing four
We don't want no tests no more!