"Ugh its fucking Saturday and I have to work" I complained irritated as I walked into my garage and grabbed the keys to my black and purple motorcycle with bad ass white flames on it. I looked down at my wrist watch and I had an hour before I had to go to work so I grabbed my keys and decided to go for a nice drive and fill my craving for…blood that's right ladies, gentlemen, and what ever else is reading this.. I Lexi Elizabeth am a vampire as well as a powerful de- I mean loveable cat… Sort of… I started up my bike with satisfaction. The engine purred a sweet sound for me. The sound of a good day. I took off with pride and an empty stomach.

"Hmm something smells delicious around here" I said a few minutes after my departure from my house. I parked my bike and looked around, following the smell of fresh blood. I looked around and saw a… somewhat attractive hedgehog walking around. He was shirtless, showing some very muscular upper body. He looked very strong and he had a look of bravery. His pants were tattered, showing light blue boxers in some places… I wonder…. I quickly dismissed the thought and changed the subject. It was rather strange to see him here… What would someone like him doing here? "Maybe I should go help him…" I whispered devilishly, approaching my new victim.

"Hey are you ok mister?" I said walking over quietly as my fangs slowly began to grow 3 times their normal size.

"Fine...now go away..." came the semi-deep voice from this strange hedgehog who had a gun in his hand…but it's a special gun… one that kills vampires….

Oh shit I thought. Better play my words-

"well are you going to leave anytime soon?" said the hedgehog, interrupting my thought.

"Yes but first I want your name."

"None of your business." He replied with a cold souled voice.

My eyes narrowed in irritation, I would not give into this guy. "look, I don't have time for your childishness now tell me!" I demanded

"If you want to know so badly, it's Nightmare…" he answered hopelessly.

"Thank you Nighty" I said in a flirty voice before running off

"what the…" I heard him say as a sped off on my motorcycle.

** ( Shows it's another scene in the chapter!!!)

"YOUR LATE AGAIN LEXI" screamed my boss...at least I let her think she's my boss.

"Max shut the hell up just be happy I fucking showed up today" I replied annoyed.

"WHY THE HELL WERE YOU LATE" she screamed.

I was busy scratching my ear and replied with no intrest, "I was hungry, get over it."

"you bit me five times yesterday!" she squawked

"NOOOOO that was fang and he's hiding under your desk with his pants around his ankles… AGAIN!!" I yelled laughing quietly.

Max blushed clearly embarrassed about my witty- however totally true remark. Grumbling she stalked over to her desk, knelt down and whispered for Fang to leave. "Just go!" she squeaked in a whisper-which was more like an embarrassed schoolgirl.

" I'd love to but I don't have my target yet now do I and that's YOUR job to tell me, what sorry sap I have to kill, isn't it boss lady" I said with a smirk watching fang trip out of the office " BYE FANGY POO" I yelled enjoying Max's pissed off face.

"Here is your next target. He's supposedly a Slayer." Max said biting her lip still being pissy about my very…..cleaver goodbye for Fang.

"Picture? No file on this guy? Wow nice job doin' boss lady" I said sitting down and putting my boots on her desk "so there's nothing on this guy? No name? No record?" I said as my mind wandered back to that strange hedgehog I met earlier.

"First, move your boots. Second? This guy…just sorta showed up… the only picture had to be digitally restored. Even then it isn't good quality in the least bit." She said shortly.

"THEN HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KILL THE MAN?!?" I screamed "damn maybe I need a new boss" I thought.

"You didn't let me fish out the picture Miss Perfect. We had the artist sketch him out. He's tall, he's a hedgehog, and pretty mysterious."

"Well that narrows it down to about every male hedgehog if only in this country" I glared at her as if to say bring me more info or I'll tell the whole company you bang Fang in the closets.

Clearly not waning her "goodie-goodie" persona ruined she found a picture.

"Here. It's the digitally restored picture and the sketch. Happy Miss Hasastickshovedwayupherass?"

"I'm never happy you know that Maxine" I said before stealing an entire pack of gum and walking out of the room slamming the door behind me if only to piss max off even more. "Poor bastard oh well he must deserve it for some reason and it's my job to get rid of him" I said before putting on sun glasses and revving my motorcycle and driving off.

Authors note: ok this is chapter one of the first story

Lexi: I'm such a bitch! *laughs*

Max: I'm such a….slut…why?

Lexi: cause you bang in closets with Jose and Fang

Max: OH JUST GO KILL YOUR TARGET

Lexi and Max: read and review!!! We want to see what happens in chapter 2!!