"Daddy, look! I'm blowing bubbles!"

Turning around to see his son, his face fell when he realized that his son was talking about blowing spit bubbles rather then soap bubbles. "Simon when I said you should go blow some bubbles, I meant with the bubble mix we bought you yesterday."

The boy blinked slowly. "Why can't I blow these kind of bubbles?" he asked as he blew another spit bubble.

"They're rude."

He blew a third one. "Why?"

"Because mommy doesn't want you too," the man muttered which finally got his son to stop.

The threat of mommy always worked.