|My Dreams Of Mine
Author: Drindrak PM
These are all true stories. I have these dreams, for real. Also, I, almost always, wake up with a wtf moment. Rated T for language that will be used.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 05-21-11 - Published: 04-11-11 - id: 2906633
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My Dreams That I Have Almost Every Night
First on up: Seafood Scallywags! (XD what does that even mean?)
Summary: You will never make me eat fish! Not now, not no when!
It was dark................ Okay it wasn't that dark. But things were hard to see, and I think that is what makes the darkness. I was walking along a dark path, weary of my surroundings. Suddenly, a snapping sound could be heard. It was followed by more snapping, and eventually some people came out of the bushes, snapping as if they went to a school specifically designed for snapping. I gasp upon seeing their faces. All of their faces.............. were of my mom? What the hell!
"Screw this, I'm going home."
"Uh.... What was that?"
"Riiiiiightttttt...... Well, bye!" I start walking down the road. I could hear some shuffling behind me, so I speed up. Miraculously, I reach my seaside beach house in two minutes, which is like a new record.
I was sound asleep in my bed, when I heard my door creak. I sigh and peer at the door. No one. Then, that snapping comes back. "Oh.... God Dammit! Why won't you leave me alone?!"
"I don't flippin' understand you!" Suddenly one of them clears it's throat.
"He said, because you don't eat seafood, that is why we won't leave you alone."
"Well, screw you guys, I don't like fish." I heard gasps come from, most likely, every single person in my room.
"But.... HOW DARE YOU!"
"How dare I what?!"
"You poor lost soul."
"You know what... I think I saw someone run away from a really big and scary boat in the pier, with a treasure chest in his hands."
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That be our gold and other things that come in a treasure chest!"
"..........." I smirk. "You better go now! He might have left the country!"
"Right! Men to the lobby!"
"Wait! It'll be better to use the window!" They all nod and jump out of the window.
I got out of my bed and went down to the lobby. I sit on the last step of the stairs and smirk some more.
"Those idiots. What a bunch of morons."
"Who're you callin' a moron?!" Suddenly, like a ninja, the English speaking one drops from the ceiling.
"Um.... My dog?"
"We are not morons mam', we are PIRATES!" He shouted out pirates, ignoring my dog comment.
"Right, pirates that destroy peoples eardrums."
"Not at all! We are pirates that destroy cute stuffed animals!"
"You monsters!" I fake shock, which goes unnoticed by the so-called 'pirate'.
"That's right. And now................"
"Um... Who're you talking to?"
"FISH!" He raises his hands, and a bunch of fish drop from the ceiling.
"You know, you have to clean this up."
"Aren't you afraid?"
"I think you misunderstood."
"Mit-unda'-stoo'?" I shake my head.
"That's 'misunderstood', and I'M NOT AFRAID OF FISH! I JUST DON'T EAT THEM!"
"Oh. Well, bye!" He waves and turns.
"Oh no you don't!" I grab a conveniently placed ninja star and throw it at him.
"What the-" In his moment of confusion, I run up to him and grab his collar.
"You and-" I point at the weird people, still wearing my mom's face, who seemed to have just randomly popped out of nowhere, and continue. "-All of those idiots will clean up this house. Got it?"
"I said, GOT IT?"
"Y-Yes!" I let go of him. "MEN!" He claps his hands. "We need to clean up this house!"
"Yes Ronaldo, you can eat the fish."
"Amazing.... They can actually speak something of English." I mumbled. *CRASH* I look towards..... Uh.... let's just say funny looking one, and almost scream.
"Do you know how much that costed?"
"Um... 70 daru?"
"NO! IT COSTED $$$$$$"
"You're damn right you don't have that much money." Wait. How did I understand him?
"Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! WAAAAAAAAA!" He started crying.
"Someone get that #!#$! out of my house! ($*&(* *( *$()& *$&($#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It took seven minutes to clean up all the fish. I grin evilly, planning out what I'd do next.
"Can we goes now?"
"Yesssss..... Leave. I dare you. No really. Leave. It'll be fun....."
"Right. Bye-bye!" He opens an extremely large door, all of his moronic friends following him. Then, without warning, a giant octopus drops from the sky.
"Run fer' yer' lives! It's the kraken!" My mad laughing fit was suddenly interrupted by extreme tiredness.
"Oh. BYE PIRATE PEOPLES!"
"Wait! Where are you going?"
"I'm waking up now." They all, including the 'kraken', watch as I slowly disappear.
I awoke in my bed, half off of it. I jump up, having a WTF moment.
"Whoa. Creepy dream. I have got to write that one down!"
And so, that is how this story came to be. You see, the summary had absolutely nothing to do with this story.
Note: I am completely serious with the 'dreams' I write up. I actually have these dreams. XD, what does scallywags mean anyway? *Too lazy to look it up*..................................................................... Also, I always wake up with a WTF moment. I mean, if you had an epicly awesome dream that was also super extremely hilarious, wouldn't you have a WTF moment? Awwwww... Epicly isn't a word...... Anyways, await the next chapter! It will have a completely different theme to it!