|The Death of Osama Bin Laden
Author: YFIQ PM
Hey, at least he gets to enjoy his 72 virgins right?Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Words: 310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 05-02-11 - Status: Complete - id: 2912084
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One day in Pakistan, a notorious terrorist leader Osama bin Laden was in his cave reminiscing the days when he ordered the deaths of countless lives including the bombing of the embassies in Africa, the bombing of U.S.S. Cole, and the event in 9/11.
"Life is good," he said.
But then suddenly there's an explosion and everything went black. When he woke up, Osama finds himself in a very dreary place and not only that, it's burning hot. Not only that a song "Hot in Herre" by Nelly was playing in countless loops, there's flames everywhere! Could this be a dream? A terrible nightmare? Surely this can't be the paradise he was destined to enter.
"What is this?" he said.
Then a fat ugly demon prostitute appears right in front of him and said, "Hello there," in a masculine voice.
"Who are you?" said Osama.
"I'm whom you're promised in the afterlife," said the demon.
"You're kidding right? I was promised 72 virgins, you're a..."
"Oh you heard wrong, it's something that your imam came up with for shits and giggles, you're coming with me!"
Then Osama begins to collapse to the ground stammering, "N-no...it can't be true...impossible!"
"Search your feelings, you know it's true!" said the demon.
After spending sometime wallowing in despair, he heard a voice next to him saying, "You too?"
Osama turned and saw Abu Daoud, one of the masterminds of the 1972 Olympic massacre who died from liver failure a year before.
"Shut up Abu, at least you get to go away peacefully..."
Suddenly "Hot in Herre" finally ends and soon a new song began to play..."Hungry Eyes"
The two felt a moment of dread as the large shadow towers over them...