A/N: This is dedicated to dietredpop for being epic and giving me the idea. Long story short, dance recital, fruit with tooth picks, rude comments, and a title for a really epic or really lame poem/song/novel. And I now present what I beat her to…

Awkwardly crowded

In over spacious halls

Not pictures but paintings

Hanging from the walls

Crowded food tables

And empty chandeliers

Richest mice to ever live

Undiscovered for years

Upside down pencils

Ever untouched flutes

There is nothing more pointless

Than toothpick-ing fruit