rosebush wounds and too many apples.
i ran myself into a rose bush trying to impress
these two ladies on my run this morning. I was
catching up with them the second time when
i was just about to pass an tree apple and i thought
'oo i'll get these ladies some apples!". and i saw
a few perfect for pretty girls, and in my eagerness
i ran into the rose bush. by the time i got the thrones out
and started running again, the girls were gone.

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a/n:true story.