HEEEEEY GUUUUYS! Ehmagerd it's been so LONG! Huhuhu. Sorry about that, but i've really been busy with my OTHER story, which is awesome, if i do say so myself *wiggles eyebrows*

AWM I'VE MISSED YOU, MY DEARS! I was running low of your darling reviews and charming feedback C: You keep mamma alive.

ANYWAY...Yuppers. This is one of my ALL-TIME favorites. Probably cuz it's true (; Oh, and to honor the spirit and heat of this beautiful poem, CHECK IT OUT.

:{D MUSTACHE GUY IS BACK. YEAH, BABY.

●ω● enjoy.

||LE MUSTACHE||

I want to grow a mustache.
I REALLY FREAKIN DO.
It's my life-long obsession
To grow a hair or two.

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YET NO STACHE IS IN PRESCENCE.
My buddy won't come out!
And all my bearded pals would laugh
At how stache-less is my snout.

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I tried it all, The creams, the sprays
To lure the fella to my face
Yet nothing works! I'm cold, alone
Because my mustache hasn't grown.

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Oh, Buddha of all staches!
I beg you, send a sign!
Grant me a hairy mustache friend
A small one, I don't mind!

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Why I'd name it Rasputia
Rasputia Robert James
Oh, yes, it'd be ALL MIGHTY.
It'd bring others to shame.

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I'd stroke it while I'm thinking
Like "Elemental, sir"
Or scrunch it up like "BLOODY HELL!"
When something smells like CR-

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Oh, my dear Rasputia
My hairy, dreamy pearl
I don't know what's the matter…
Is it cause I'm a girl?

Well? Watcha think? Is it to your liking? SAY YES ●ω●

Ya know, I've taken quite a liking to that guy. HENCE THIS DAY FORTH, HE SHALL BE KNOWN AS RUPERT.

(; See ya soon, my dears. Oh, Rupert says bye.

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