|Useless Poems for Useless People
Author: ren360 PM
You see the title? Click it, reader, it's calling your name, for I doubt you will see such a title again. If you don't believe me, go ahead and try! And then we will see if what I said was a lie. STORY HAS BEEN PUT ON HALT FOR, UH... "SPRING CLEANING."Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10-22-12 - Published: 07-02-11 - id: 2929048
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I see you've ben kind enoughto click on this poem, and I'm really quite flattered, that this you have chosen...
:D no seriously.
This poem is useless
And doesn't make sense.
It won't walk your dog,
And it won't paint your fence.
It won't water your lilies,
It won't clean up your mess,
And if you forgot it in the dry cleaners,
It won't pick up your dress.
And it won't wash the dishes,
It won't make them brand new,
But it WILL stay on fictionpress,
So you can review.
I hope you could enjoy this poem as much as I do, and if you like it, don't forget to review!
... Okay, I'll stop. :3