|Mel Brooks Does Braveheart
Author: Stonecreek PM
At least it wasn't castration. Perhaps then he'd forget to smile.Rated: Fiction T - English - Words: 105 - Published: 07-18-11 - Status: Complete - id: 2934347
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A.N. - Try to take this sarcastically.
Mel Brooks Does Braveheart
He split his mouth a bit too wide
as the punishment -
Torn limb from limb! -
was handed out.
The crowd jeered in the background.
They'd yet to find
their rotten produce
to chuck at his
At least it wasn't castration.
Perhaps then he'd forget to smile.
They clamped on the shackles,
led him away to his deluxe accommodations -
The last had not had hay on the floor.
Tomorrow he will be made
a spectacle of for the masses.
Let the crowd roar -
Martyrs do not truly die.