10-17-2011

Dear... Diary? No... Steve,

Oh dear. I really don't want to write in this journal. But I guess I have to. It is for an assignment. And I bet it will be an easy A! How hard could this be? Let's see...

Write about your life and the people in it.

My life? Let's see... I like video games. And books. And astronomy. And I like school! Yes, school. I love everything about it. Except for that jerk Davie Welsh. He's the reason why I have to buy new underwear every week! Why won't he ever leave me alone?

And Davie stole my girlfriend! Okay, well, she's not my girlfriend. But she will be someday! But... she doesn't know that.

But that is a-okay, because Holly Kay is the most gorgeous girl in the country... Or the world... Or the universe. Yep, the universe. Her red hair, her green eyes, and the way she just barely bites the end of her pencil in math class. She's magical.

But you know who isn't magical? Her stupid friend, Melissa Ramsey. Ugh. She makes me sick to my stomach. She calls me Wet-Pants Pratt. But my pants have not been wet since third grade! Why won't she let it go?

I bet everybody hates her. Except Holly. And Clayton. Clayton Doyel may be my best friend, but I do NOT know what he sees in Melissa. But I don't need to worry about them. Clay has no chance with her. Just like I have no chance with Holly...

But there's no need to fret! I still have 7 months, 2 weeks, and 3 days until graduation. And that means that I have 7 months, 2 weeks, and 3 days to make Holly mine.

So, um, bye?
-Ethan

Dear Diary,

I am so excited! Writing in a diary? For a grade? How easy! So let's see... My name is Mallory Legler, and I am eighteen years old. I attend Lakeside High School, and I enjoy gymnastics, antiques, and poetry. However, antiques are too expensive, and I am terrible at writing poetry. But I enjoy reading about poets, antiques, and vampires. I believe the best book series known to man is Twilight. I'm Team Edward. But that's only because Ethan Pratt looks exactly like Edward. Except, Ethan doesn't sparkle. And he isn't immortal. And he isn't muscular. But I still love him.

We live in the same neighborhood, but I'm pretty sure he still doesn't notice me. But that's nothing new. Almost nobody notices me, except for the girls on the gymnastics team. But I'm pretty sure they only know me because they have to. They're not my friends... I have no friends. But I'm okay with that.

I still have my brother Jeremy. But he has... issues. He's had several "tests" but we still don't know what's wrong with him. So, Jeremy isn't really a great friend. But I am friends with Amy Sims! She's eleven... but she's so nice to me! As they say, age is just a number!

Well, I think I've revealed plenty about myself. Maybe a little too much. I always do that...

Until tomorrow,
Mallory