Author: Jay W. Ce PM
Dialogues between me and my crazy mind. WARNING: Don't let the crazyness spread.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Words: 730 - Published: 07-21-11 - Status: Complete - id: 2935202
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*A small apartment in the middle of Warsaw the capital of Poland. A very big storm outside. Muse sitting before the laptop. Outer twirling on chair next to her.*
Muse: You've been drinking caffeine again haven't you.
M: Then why the hell did you call HER sir. I mean I understand the updating bit because you didn't see it. I didn't look either. But calling an EVIDENT LADY SIR. That's just too much.
O: Um…Okay I had some coffee!
M: I knew it! *points finger accusingly*
*Beta and Inner come in*
Beta: Alright who ate my ice cream.
Inner: Screw the ice cream. Who took my socks!
M: We're practically ghosts. We don't wear socks.
I: I meant the cash that was inside.
M: Oh…I didn't. Ask Hebi.
I: Yeah, I'm running. Oh I can't wait to go and ask a Cobra if she took my money.
M: Then ask Outer to do it for you. *in the background* Give her some coke and she'll do it for sure.
I: *in the background* Thanks. *normally* Outer!
O: *looks up from a porn magazine* Yeah?
M: Where the hell did you get that from!
O: Hebi's stomach. It got stuck and I decided to take it out and look through.
M: Ew…How many times do I have to tell you to keep away from the insides of that wretched snake.
O: She's not wretched. She's quite nice actually…You guys just don't want to get to know her. She is a part of this crazy mind after all…She really wants to get to know you…
I: *in the background* Get to know us. More like get to eat us. *normally* Yeah, yeah we all know your little "Hebi isn't as bad as you think" talk. Anyway, I'm not planning on meeting her anytime soon so…You get a can of coke if you ask her if she saw a purple sock with cash inside.
O: Okay! I'm going!
M: *bangs head on table* Not a can you dumb idiot. Not a can.
M: 'Cause that's too much. She's gonna go crazy you dumb idiot. I'm NOT going to be responsible for her actions. And I am NOT taking care of her.
I: Okay, okay. Fine. *to Beta* Is she really that bad?
I: Oh boy. *manga down*
B: It's quite a mess you got into.
I: I know.
Real: Okay people! Listen up! The brain-
M: *Muse turns to Real* You have one?
R: Yes. The "mind" decided that Outer isn't allowed ANY caffeine 'till we decide it's okay.
I: *sees Real* Oh! The boss finally decided to show up!
R: *twirls hair* Yeah…
B: O.O Oh no.
B: No! Tell me it isn't what I think!
R: I really would like it to be otherwise.
R: You really think I'm going to tell you!
R: I nearly got over it.
R: 'CAUSE HE'S A TOTALLY DISORGINAZED FUCKING ASS. That's why. AND he doesn't like me tha-at wa-ay. *cries*
B: Stop crying. Be tough girl, be tough.
R: I am!
M: Oh so that's what's going on!
I: I don't get it.
M: You have a writer's block because of that!
R: Yes. No. I don't know!
I: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.
I: I hate when you do that…*cries*
R/M/B: AND SEE WHAT YOU DID! ME! YOU RATHER. OH JUST SHUT- UGH. I' NOT TALKING TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS IF YOU DON"T STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!
*Outer comes in*
Outer: Inner! I want my can of coke!
R: *screeching* A CAN OF COKE! ARE YOU MAD!
O: Oh! You came! Finally ^^ I've got to show you my newest manga pictures ^^ You really have to see them ^^
R: Sweetie you won't get any coke today. I'm sorry but "someone" (the mind) said that you can't have any.
O: Aw…But I really want some…
M: Shut up. You're not getting any.