|What would have happened
Author: Unspokenhero27 PM
Made purely for humor! Just read and you'll like it!Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Family - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 08-01-11 - Status: Complete - id: 2939037
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This is what would have happened had my sister not get an auto graph.. Enjoy!
"So get and auto graphs?" I asked as I walked up to my sister. She smiled weakly and shrugged.
"I didn't get any. Oh well" I stopped walking for a second. My heart skipped a beat.
"You're kidding me right?" I almost shouted.
"No. It's okay though. Maybe next time" My blood boiled. I practically threw my stuff at my mom and grabbed the football and marker she had brought.
"I'll be back in a sec. Wait under a tree or something" I said and ran off to where the player's had gone.
"Stupid fucking football players" I said under my breath.
"Um miss you can go in there" I glared at him and he backed off,"Oh second thought go ahead"
"Thank you" I said and stormed in. The football players had their backs to me. I considered sacking Tim Tebow but quickly rejected the idea.
"HEY! YOU FOOTBALL DUDES!" I shouted with my hands cupped around my mouth. They turned.
"What the hell?" One guy with corn rolls said.
"Oi! I did not sit outside for a freaking hour in the freaking hot ass sun for my big sister to not get a freaking autograph! So far the highlight of my day was the fact that we picked up my mom from the airport and the fact that y'all have Wi-Fi!" One guy blinked for a second as I steamed.
"We have Wi-Fi?" I twitched.
"Look little girl you have no idea how hot it is outside. We can't sign every body's things. It's too hot" One guy.. Fifteen I think said.
"You think this is hot? It damn humid is what this shit is! I play tennis! I have to do some pretty damn fancy foot work and some damn hard thinking to win. I like in New Freaking Mexico! My sister is a big fan! And you will sign the damn ball before I find a tennis racket, some balls, and hit you in the face!" there was a silence.
"Okay" One said and they all signed the ball.
"Thank you sir's! Good day to you!" I took the ball snapped a few pictures and exited the building.
"Here" I said as I got in the car and gave my sister the ball. She gasped and hugged me.
"Thankyouthankyouthankyou!" She yelled and practically choked me.
"No one makes us sit in the sun and get an even worse sun burn and not get an autograph and a few pictures" I showed her my camera and she promptly fainted. My mom, dad, and uncle Jerry looked at me with wide eyes.
"What? Aren't we going to eat?" I said and crossed my arms.
Luckily She did get a auto graph an no one got yelled at. The team I'm talking about are the Denver Broncos lol yeah made for pure humor tats it lol. So bye!