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Tales of Swordy
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Basically, the truth about what the fudge happens in my everyday life. Rated T for some of the stuff my friends say...
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 05-19-13 - Published: 09-25-11 - id: 2955359
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Date + Time: 4th August 2012, 8:00pm

What I'm listening to: The Olympics on TV. And Hair being annoying. (Yes you are, Hair.)

Game I'm playing: Dragon Quest IX, I've had it for a long time but Crusty recently started playing it again and he reminded me of how awesome it is.

Book I'm reading: Artemis Fowl and The Last Guardians by Eoin Colfer (The final Artemis Fowl book!)

Mood: I want to read the final Artemis Fowl book but I don't want to finish the Artemis Fowl series...

Thing I (highly) recommend: The Order of the Stick, an awesome webcomic that TAM recently showed me. (Look it up or feel the bite of my blade!)

Funny stuff: *when TAM and I were trying to convince Arc that he wasn't the leader of our friends*

Arc: Please, you guys would be like lost puppies without me.

Me: All cute and fluffy? Aww... swordy like puppies...

Arc: No, lost and confus-

Tam: Leave the idiot to his daydream. It means I don't have to listen to him.

*When I was at Tam's house with him and his new baby sister*

Me: I wanna look at the baby! I wanna look at the baby!

Tam: Fine, sis, look up at the idiot...

Baby sister: *looks at my face* *laughs her head off*

Tam: Aww, she's already learning to insult you...

*When Tam let me hold his baby sister*

Me: So what's the most important thing to remember when holding a baby? Not to drop it on it's head?

Tam: Unless we want her to have severe brain damage ie. Become like you, then no, don't drop her.

*In Tam's room*

Me: *randomly starts spinning around on chair* Weeeeeeeeeeee!

Tam: Once again proving to the world that you have ADOS: Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny!

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