She wishes her boyfriend wore cherry-gloss Chapstick
She wishes her boyfriend wore high-heeled shoes
She wishes her boyfriend was more than good-looking
She wishes she wasn't so damn confused

She wishes all this was logical
See, he's a boy and she's a girl
No wonder, then, it ain't so simple
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world

She wishes her boyfriend had more of a figure
And the girl from Social Studies didn't occupy her mind
Guess most beggars can't be choosers
Whichever way you see it, love is blind

She wishes all this was logical
See, he's a boy and she's a girl
No wonder, then, it ain't so simple
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world

She wishes her boyfriend wore tone and mascara
And styled his hair six different ways
She prays these thoughts aren't gonna destroy her
And she's hoping all this is just a phase

She wishes her boyfriend had cheekbones that cut ya
She wishes her boyfriend looked more like a girl
She wishes her boyfriend wore skinnies and smock tops
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
Yeah, a mixed up, muddled up, crazysauce world.