The Boss

One day all the body parts held a meeting to determine who among them was the boss.

The feet said, "I am the boss, because I carry the body from point a to point b."

The head said, "I am the boss, for I do all of the thinking."

All the other body parts spoke and declared the reasons why they were the boss.

Finally the asshole said, "Enough of this talk. I will show you that I am the boss."

And with that the asshole stopped working. The head started to hurt, the stomach began to ache, and the feet started to swell. With the asshole not working, everyone failed to perform.

At last the body parts cried, "We admit that you are the boss, so please get back to work."

And this is why a boss is always an asshole.