|Creepers Run My Life working title
Author: Lily M.J. Fae PM
A poem i wrote about the guys who have asked me out. I know it sounds whiney, but i am posting this because it was emotional for me. Humor because, well, i laugh at how i was when i wrote it.Rated: Fiction T - English - Angst/Humor - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-24-11 - Status: Complete - id: 2973702
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Guy number one!
I can't Believe you:
ASKED ME OUT!
after being sooooooo annoying
Then drew on my shoulder...
Guy number two!
You were SUSPENDED for sexual harrasment
because you pulled down a GUY'SS pants
You tried to grope a friend in middle school...
You think I'm seriously going to go out with you?
Guy number three!
I can't believe, I fell for you
You're such a charmer
But you are a man whore
And i'm soooo over you.
Guy number five!
I'm already in a realtionship!
And from what I've heard, You're a druggie
I'm not a skanky ho...
I'm just not going out with you after I break up with him
I didn't forget you, Guy Number four!
You were perfect.
You were kind, loving, and sweet
You actually care
Or so I thought, Instead you lie
Instead you cheated on me with my "friend"
Guy number 5
You make me happy.
You make me smile.
You're sweet and kind
Unique, and caring
You are my One Knight In Shining Armor.