Queen of G by Disneyluver (written when I was still Disneyluver)

plot: This is a parody of the song "King of New York" from Newsies. Itstars me (whose lines are in bold), , my three Freudian ego states (readers who have taken psychology know what I'm talking about): ego aka the reality principle, superego which is the morality principle and id aka the fun principle, (whose lines are all in italics) and handful of G students (whose names have been changed to protect their privacy) XxX mean breaks between the verses. See, in April 2006 (when I was still at G) I wrote an article about Project Moving Ahead for the college's weekly newspaper and my article made it on the front page of the 2nd to last issue. This made my head swell up a bit-

Louise, Phil, Naomi, Nicky, Jasmine, Chrissy, Elizabeth Gigi: A BIT? IT TOOK FOREVER TO GET YOUR HEAD TO DEFLATE!

Disneyluver ( ignores them & continues rambling) so this spoof is kind of how I was feeling that week when it appeared. Needless to say, my friends got pretty sick of hearing about it

G students (groans): oh great, here we go again

Please read and review. Oh yeah, if you are a red sox or Yankee fan, please don't shoot me.

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Disneyluver: a pair of new notebooks

Superego:gottaignoreallthemdirtylooks

G: students (gives her dirty looks): Grrrrrrrrr

XxX

Ego: free muffins at the G cafe!

Id: I just gotta get it out an' say:

Lookatme , I'mthequeenofG

SuddenlyI'mrespectable

Colin: We're gonna pound ya

Chloe: load of bull

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Disneyluver: ignoring all that muckety-muck

Jasmine: oh, great her head's swelling up

Ingrid: Any one here know how to deflate it

XxX

Id:Andthere'smyname! Ain'titpretty?

Superego&Id:Don'tyousee? I'mthequeenofG

XxX

Ego:afreeseatontheGbusline

Mark: Don't even bloody try

Superego:Nowthingsarelookin'betterthanfine

Id: CDs that cost a quarter

Ego:newdeskforthestarauthor

XxX

Ego,Superego,Id:Tipyourhats She'sthequeenofG

XxX

Disneyluver:How'boutthat! I'mthequeenofG

Gigi: Great, now she's not gonna shut up about it

Phil: any one have a mallet?

XxX

Ego,Superego,Id:Notimeflat People'llbereadingfrom NewYawktoTexas Ourgal'Lexis

XxX

Id: Makin' a headline out of a hunch

Disneyluver: still annoying people

Sadie: You'll be dead at lunch

XxX

Superego: Howboutthat?I'mstirring'uptheusuallull

Ego:WemakeGnotsodull

Lee: oh, no, she's starting to babble

XxX

Superego:she'sthequeenofG

Disneyluver:I'm thequeenofG

XxX

Ego,Superego,Id,Disneyluver:mustbedeadorstilldreamin'

Lookatthatarticlewithmynamebeamin'

Oh,tomorrowthey'llsmackmewithit

G students (grin evilly): YES! Thanks for the idea (they smack Disneyluver, , with rolled up newspapers but they keep on rambling)

Ego:ButIwasastarforonewholeminute

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Disneyluver: did you hear? Did you see the article I wrote?

G students: SOMEBODY POUND HER FLAT!

Louise: GLAD TO! (Takes a swipe at Disneyluver and misses) rats!

XxX

Ego,Superego,Id,Disneyluver:Rightnow I'mthequeenofG

Disneyluver:Don'tyaknow? I'mthequeenofG

Ego,Superego,Id,Disneyluver:Holycrud It'strue

Pulitzer'sa-cryin'

Weain'tlyin'

Camerasareflashin'brightasthesun

She'sonesmartson-of-a-gun

Don'taskushow

Inspirationmetme

Fatecrownedme

XxX

NowI'mthequeenofG

Lookatme Onceadreamer

Nowapublishedwriter

I'mthequeenofG

XxX

Victory! Front-pagestory

Nowyouseethat I'mthequeenofG!

XxX

G students: GET HER BEFORE SHE STARTS BABBLING AGAIN!

Disneyluver(duck to avoid blows to the head): comeguys,it'snotTHATpainful!

Naomi: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!

Id: it's not like we wrote a loooong front page report about how the Vikings er stankees are current creaming the pants out of the red shoes er uh I mean red socks

(All G baseball fans glare angrily) Ego:we'redead-sodead.Youjusthadtoopenyourtrap,Id

(Theygulpnervously)Superego: maybe they'll let us live

Louise, Jasmine, Colin, and the rest of the g baseball fans: wanna bet?

Disneyluver,Id,superegoandego:YIPES!( baseballs and helmets hit them )OW!OW!OW

(The G students run after them) G students: for your last meal, you're gonna eat those words!

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