
Sometimes you just need a little help from a small, blue friend. No, not a Smurf. The other small blue friend. ... ...No, not a Nac Mac Feegle either. To the tune of Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger."
Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-05-11 - Status: Complete - id: 2976857
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USE VIAGRA (MOVES LIKE JAGGER PARODY)
Guy:
I tried to get hard
I tried all night
and you did your part
but it's not right
and no sexy play makes it okay
my dick wont obey
.
too soft and so small
So you waited
Not always this slow
Tried to fake it
You looked kind of ill
Waiting to be filled
So I took a pill
.
And it went like this
.
[Chorus]
take you with my tongue
yeah I'll blow you
you got pretty drunk
till I showed you
how I use Viagra
Yeah now i use Viagra
Yeah now i yoo hoo hoo hoo use Viagra
I don't need to cry and/or blame you
things are looking up, there's no shame cuz
now I use viagra
yeah now i use viagra
oh now i yoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo use viagra
.
I can't get hard
all on my own, but insurance card
and my cell phone
mean when you're with me
I've got what i need
A little blue key
.
So get back to bed
I'm a tower
Wherever you want
for four hours
we'll put it down there
then try in the rear
the neighbors will hear
.
cuz it goes like this
.
took you with my tongue
tried to blow you
you got pretty drunk
then I showed you
that I use Viagra
Yeah now i use Viagra
Yeah now i yoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo use Viagra
.
I don't need to cry and/or blame you
things are looking up, there's no shame cuz
now I use viagra
yeah now i use viagra
oh now i yoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo use viagra
.
Girl:
but it won't go down, this is awkward
maybe I ought to call the doctor
No he won't share your secret
I trust the guy to keep it
Nobody else will see this
.
think of turn offs
maybe that'll work
it's been hours, sorry, did i smirk?
No i won't share your secret
You can trust me keep it
What happened to your penis
.
Guy:
I can't live like this
took you with my tongue
yeah I blew you
you were waiting for
me to do you
so yeah, I used Viagra
okay, I used Viagra
Yeah, sure i yoo hoo hoo hoo hoo used Viagra
.
I don't mean to cry and/or blame you
things were looking up, I'm ashamed because
I used viagra
yeah i once used viagra
why did i yoo hoo hoo hoo use viagra
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