Author: NataFirefly PM
When Fairen's class go missing and she is targeted by the police for murder, she'll do anything to get her class back- even if it means teaming up with creepy Fay- and entering a virtual world with literally no escape in sight. WAY BETTER THAN SUMMARY!Rated: Fiction T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 04-01-12 - Published: 12-23-11 - id: 2982113
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"What the f-" started Tsukasa.
"Finish that sentence. I dare you." Fay snarled.
"Flying Frijoles. Sorry, it's just that, well, Fairen is glowing."
Fay rolled her eyes. "Look, I know she's pretty, but-"
"No, Look." Tsukasa grabbed Fay's face and pulled her in front of him, so she could get a plain view of Fairen, who was, indeed, glowing. Her whole body was an electric blue, except for her hair, which was silver. Horror Movie Silver. She looked like a human lava lamp, Fay noted.
"Oh my g-"
"If I don't get to finish my first sentence you don't get to finish that one either."
Fay glared at him, annoyed, then looked back at Fairen, who had apparently gone completely insane. She was p***ed, that much was obvious, but to stand out there like that with no weapons, while a creature nineteen hundred times your strength ran toward you? That wasn't p***ed, that was suicidal.
"I'm going to help her!" Fay and Tsukasa said at the exact same time.
"No way. You're staying here! I'm stronger!" protested Fay. Despite his character's strength, she was definitely stronger.
"A guy? An egotistical, self-centered guy?"she challenged, taking up her mace. "Come on."
He grabbed his lance and mount- (RP term meaning "animal one rides upon", in this case a turtle) and charged into battle. Except. Not. Very. Fast.
Cause it's a turtle. Duh.
Fay, meanwhile, charged into battle before being knocked backward by a huge amount of force. "What the-"
Blue Fairen stood up threw force out again, knocking the elephant back three times. Then a huge, cliche-looking lightning bolt shot out of her hand and the elephant stopped moving.
She had killed it.
Yet, Blue Fairen appeared to be getting bluer. Much, much bluer. Much, much more electric.
Blue Fairen turned toward Fay, dilated black eyes shining.
"Fay. Stay away." Fay turned tail and ran for Tsukasa, who was still riding toward them on his turtle, and still yelling, "CHAAAAAAAAARGE!"
"Tony, Run!" yelled Fay, heading back for the bushes.
"Okay, but it'll take five minutes to turn Mount around." said Tsukasa, calmly.
"ON YOUR OWN FEET!" Fay yelled. She ran straight through the bushes and into the trees for escape.
And smacked into the Monogram.
"I hate machinery..." Fay muttered.
In big dark letters, the screen said:
Sucks for you, cause you're stuck in a computer game.
A really screwed up computer game. With no cheese in sight. *sigh*.
"Do you want something from me?" Fay asked the machine suspiciusly.
Hair. I really want hair so I can attract female monograms.
"I thought you were a machine?"
I'm an AI. Artificial Intelligence. I, too, know what it feels to be hunted. All the moderators want to kill me. All I ever asked for was cheese. *sigh*.
By the way, you wouldn't happen to have any cheese?
"Uh, sure?" said Fay, digging through her bag and pulling out swiss. "It was for lunch, but..."
A claw emerged from the bottom of the monogram. It took the cheese back inside the monogram box.
I owe you a favor.
"One of my friends went insane and could be attacking the guy I'm in...my other friend."
The guy you're in...love with?
"NO!" said Fay. "Okay, yes."
So you want to stop her...your username is 'BiteLeadBrainNut'?
By any chance, is she called Wrencopper?
Come to think of it, that is her username!
"Yes," said Fay.
And the next thing she new, she was being dragged by the Monogram.
"Wuawahhawaulaaahhh!" yelled Fay, among several other more profane things.
Then she was thrown forward and her face slammed into Fairen's.
It lasted one second or less, but this freaky blue light resounded all around them.
And all went back to normal. Except for one thing.
"You-you just KISSED me! That was my first kiss! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" she yelled.
And Tsukasa, who could have saved her, was nowhere to be found.