|Of RaperDolphins And Hot guys at Lake Houses
Author: Hoes Before Broes PM
Blithe didn't like hot stupid, hot, college-mature, Sebastian got away with being childish, or that her stupid family was trying to get them to "hook up" stupid match-MAKING MOMS, M for later chapters and langRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 01-19-12 - id: 2989868
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Muses: A rocket To the moon's Annabelle & all of their songs. (Good band peeps, good band)
Shoot for the moon, cause if you miss you'll land in the stars. -anonymous
"OMG!" My sister screamed.
"OMG!" I screamed back, and then I paused and said," Oh wait I forgot OMG is lame, so shut the f- up!"
"I'll forgive you,"Annabelle said flicking her hair, "Ace Daniels is coming to the lake-house with us!"
"Nahh," I said rolling my eyes, "His mom is just Biffels with ours, and they've been coming with us and vice versa, on every trip we've ever been on since we were born."
She rolled her eyes and stomped out of the room with a, "You really suck Blithe-Marshall."
I held back a 'screw you' when she said my odd name, who names one kid Annabelle Katherine Lanor, and then their youngest Blithe-Marshall Raven Lanor?"
You can call me BM, Blithe or Marshall, I answer to all three.
"I don't even see why Ace is so great," I thought out-loud," Sure he's hot and has a ripped body, but He's rude and ignorant."
Today's my first day of a 5 month summer, and I have to spend it from here-on-out with King of Jack asses.
"Mathers?" I responded sleepily.
"Stop talking about EMINEM and get up!"
I glared at my mom and began pouting, "Why?"
"Take a shower and meet us down stairs," She said kissing the top of my head.
I yawned, took a comfy shower, stepped out in a fluffy towel and pulled on a pair of baggy Adidas sweatpants and a bright blue spaghetti strap shirt.
I left my hair down in wet, ashy-brown ringlets.
"Mom!" I groaned, "I better have an Ice-cold Coke-cola waiting for me or I'm going back to bed!"
"Blithe-Marshall come give me a hug!" Aunt Sara exclaimed.
Aunt Sara wasn't really my Aunt, she was Ace's mom and the coolest chick ever (besides me and my mom of course!).
I gave her a hug and a big smile, "You look great? How's the Hubby and the Kids?" the smile was gone replaced by death-lasers as I grabbed my Coke, "We had a deal mom!"
"I know but You haven't raised that c in math," My mom said glaring back at me.
"It's a low B!" I defended.
"That I would be fine with if you didn't keep back-talking the math teacher!" She said.
We were in an old Western showdown.
"Serenity Marie Lanor!" I said with an evil smile.
She glared and said, "Blithe-Marshall Raven Lanor!"
Our faces we're something similar to this : :D and then :O.
We both burst out laughing along with Aunt Sara, until Annabelle came in stomping.
"That little demon sprayed me with water!"
The little demon was in-fact the cutest 12 year old on the earth, his name was Jace, which Annabelle would only bother to remember when it suited her.
Jace came in, his big dark blue eyes batting as he gave Mom a hug, "You look like an angel Aunt Serena!"
"Thank-you," My Mom preened.
He gave his mom a kiss on her cheek and a hug, "And so do you Mommy!"
"Thank-you honey, go ahead and put your suitcases in the escalade we're leaving in a moment."
I grabbed my four duffel bags and a suit case and made my way to the gleaming back SUV, I put my stuff in the black, climbed over Ace's passed out body and sat down in the back.
Mom was riding with Annabelle to pick up my second oldest sister Abbey from her best friend's house and dropping her off at her boyfriends for the summer and Aunt Sara was Scott-free, since Ashton (her eldest son) was meeting us a little later.
"Ace wake up, we're putting the duffel bags there there and Jace already said he was going to sit in the middle."
Ace groaned and slid next to me, never opening his eyes.
I rolled my eyes and gave him a secret once-over, still the ripped body, shaggy dirty blonde hair, long spiked eyelashes, perfect tan-skin, and ' lazy' aura, and I must be a lesbian or something cause I didn't find him attractive at all, I mean he's hot but he doesn't make me...want to have sex with him.
Did I mention he was sitting on my foot? No? Well he is, and not even my famous pinches are waking him up.
I put my ear plugs in his ears and blared Annabelle by A rocket to the moon.
He didn't even flinch.
"He sleeps like a rock,"Jace informed as he tossed me a pack of permanent markers, "Have fun."
And oh how I did.
I locked my bedroom door that night, and placed a chair against the door handle.
When I saw him the next morning everything was gone except something in big black letters, 'PAWNAGE!' was in a small print on his neck..
"Pull out my chair, slave" I said with an evil smirk.
He looked like he wanted to curse me out until I couldn't stand straight But instead he smiled at his mom and and plopped down in the chair, "We're heading out to the beach a mile from here, after we eat."
"Me and Jace," He amended with a glare.
My mom beamed and said, "Blithe would just love to go, Blithe go put on that cute new bikini I bought you."
Her eyes had a 'no BS' look in them and I trudged back upstairs took a stupid shower, put on the stupid cute white bikini, grabbed a towel and trudged back downstairs.
"Here's a coke and your sunglasses."
I slipped on my glasses and my ear plugs and joined them outside.
They looked shocked, and Annabelle gave me a viscous glare.
"I guess since Anna has that ' I hate you' look on her face, I must look hot," I said taking a sip from soda and giving them a sloppy grin before I belched.
"Ew," Annabelle said crossing her arms, "Your so like gross."
"You wound me,"I said walking happily by myself.
Jace caught up with me and grabbed my hand, Ace and Annabelle were in the distance but we could still see them and Jace said, "You and me should go out," He said sagely, "our sexual tension is killing me."
"In the words of the wicked witch of the west 'Ew'."
We both laughed and ran until we caught sight of the beach, then I ditched everything and ran for the water.
"WOOHOOOO!" That's what I said at first and then I was like, "#$%## IT'S %#%#%$ BELOW #$#$# ZERO! Ace you ##%^ #%%$ stop laughing!"
After a minute I got used to it and me and Jace started jumping out of the waves like dolphins, "Did you know dolphins rape people?" Jace Said after a moment of free-willying.
"This beach is known for it's dolphins and clear water," I said blinking at him.
We both took out of the water, screaming something about dolphin rape.
Ace had forgotten Annabelle and was flirting with some other girls and Annabelle was flirting with some other guys, the norm for them.
"ACE! ANNABELLE!" Me and Jace yelled.
They ignored us and I stomped my foot childishly along with Jace," Dude we could've been raped by dolphins and your flirting with beach barbie," Jace exclaimed.
"Yeah!" I said picking up my towel," How rude," I added primly.
They ignored us and I felt my inner child come running out, "Yeah guess what Ace? Ashton is coming and I'm telling him what a jerk you've been."
Ashton was hotter than Ace, being his older brother and all, so Annabelle could have Ace, even though Ash was meaner to me than Ace was, he at-least had his sweet moments.
"So?" Ace said raising his eyebrow.
I flicked him off and stomped home, my mom was talking to a tall, well-muscled blonde figure and me and Jace stomped past him and to my mom.
"Did you know Dolphins rape people?" Jace said.
We meant business.
"And with that knowledge Ace and Annabelle we're flirting with beach Barbies and Malibu Kens!"
My mom looked past us and at whoever the blonde dude was, "It's so good to have a mature teenager here Ashton."
Me and Jace turned around and my jaw dropped, this guy was hot last time but now he was...wow...
"Still a moron, I see," Ashton said raising dark blonde eyebrows.
My jaw snapped shut and I glared, "I almost lost my virtue and your calling me a moron, how rude!"
"The dolphins can't swim in that shallow of water, they're about 6 miles off shore dumb ass."
"OH MY GOD!"
My mom sighed and handed me a coke, I took and and huffed off.
"Wait until after I take a shower," I grumbled, "the last few days I've been tired and my sarcastic wit hasn't been at his peak but I'll be back!"
I took a shower and passed on my bed.
Later that night, I found myself in bed with someone in it.
My fist made an whacking sound as someone caught it, "Your mom said to sleep in your bed since it was the biggest, she trusts me not to do anything."
"That's so not fair," I hissed,mentally cursing Ashton and my Mom," your childish-er than me!"
"Yeah but your the only person who knows it," He said smugly," I can pretend to be mature."
I gritted my teeth and eventually passed back out.
"AWHHHHH," Someone whispered, and that was followed by a camera flash.
"This is the 13th one, you think the flash would've woken them up," Jace whispered.
I yawned and lifted my head, not wanting to leave the comfiness and the warmth.
"What the freak...Mom? Aunt Sara?"
My eyes widened as I catapulted out of bed.
"WHAT THE FREAKING SONOVA BULLDOG EATIN BUSCIUT WAS I DOING CUDDLING WITH HIM!" I turned to my mom glaring," I BLAME YOU!"
With that I stomped out of the room took a shower ( I like taking those don't I?) and watched scary movies all day.
My mom made me look at the pictures (she threatened every single baby bumpy pickle and coke-cola in the house!) and I'll admit they were cute but you can totally tell me cuddling him like that was because I was trying to break his ribs.
Right when Shutter had reached is Climax, Ashton plopped down next to me and nestled his way into my heat-caccoon.
"I love this movie," He said stealing a sip of my coke.
"Yeah," I said agreeing with him (shocker I know), "She doesn't act like a retard the whole movie, she's trying to save the Japanese chick, it's really cool..."
"Who's in there?" He said in a in a girly voice.
"It's just me, the crazy guy with a machete," I said in a deep voice, "making a sandwich in the kitchen, want one? I cut the meat myself."
We both started laughing madly at our jokes but we sobered when the guy started telling the main Heroine why the ghost girl was after him.
"Did you eat the last baby bumpy pickle?" I asked.
"I'm bored," He said poking my head.
"So?" I said jabbing him with my foot.
"Let's go to the lake," He said," there's no dolphins there."
"Okay," I said standing up, " we can boat or something."
I didn't hear his reply as I took off upstairs to put on a black bathing suit with paint splatters and a pair of jeans shorts and ray-bands.
I pulled my long hair back in a sloppy bun and packed a lunch (for me it's not like I wanted to feed that sexy blonde demon!).
"Ready?" Ashton stood in the doorway, with a pair of red trunks on, a pair of ray-bands and keys, did I mention he was shirtless and looked like a sexy lifeguard?
He does, oh my good lord he does.
"What?" He said raising an eyebrow.
"Nothing," I lied with a grin, "We're stocked up on food and bait."
2 Hours Later
I had a life-vest on and we we're tubing our hearts out.
"WOOHOOOO!" I screamed as he made a sharp turn and sent my spiraling off the large tube and into the water, he stopped and I swam over, thankfully he was over the whole driving off when I reached the boat thing.
"Your turn," I said grinning like a Cheshire cat.
"I'm hungry," He said opening the cooler.
"Okay," I said as he took out some a plastic container of fried-chicken and another with baby bumpy pickles.
"This is good," I said after a while, "Really good."
"Yeah," He said munching away the poor baby bumpy pickles.
"You suck at tubing," He informed me.
"You suck at life," I replied back with narrowed eyes.
"You suck at..."
"HA! That's right Ashton, don't have a come-back for that do you!"
"That is my come-back, you suck at two-many things for me too just list one," He replied with an glint his midnight-blue-Grey eyes and I scoffed, "I'm intelligent, pretty, and I dont' act-like Annabelle," While I was making my list he leaned forward.
He was right there in my face, it was a movie moment until I had to ruin it, man this would have been the best kiss ever!
"We should be heading back," I squeaked, "it looks stormy."
He blinked and sat back, "...Yeah, stormy..."
When we got back to the house, it was pouring, Mom made hot-coco and Aunt Sara made cookies and we all kicked back around the fire and watched movies.
It was one of those 'bonding' moments or whatever, it was nice, not even me and Annabelle had any snarky fights.
"I smoothed out my fluffy pajama pants and hummed Grenade by Bruno Mars
until the movie started, The Green Hornet was one of my most favorite movies in the world.
Kaito was so cute, with his little genius thing going on.
I laughed the whole movie, even when they fought, if you ever seen the movie you'd catch my drift. Good God, I'm talking like a stoner!
I started dozing and My mom shook me and told me to go to bed.
I climbed into my comforter and sighed, it smelt clean and my Mom had just took it out of the dryer.
I felt someone else plopped down next to me and I scooted over my face shoved under the pillow.