Note: This was just a little past time for me while I edit two stories until I deem them publishable. Anyone can help write this and receive credit for it. Just PM me.

You really have to pee, but you just do not want to.

You remember something really funny that happened to you, and laugh about it in public.

You yawn, your eyes water up, and everyone asks you why you are crying.

You trip over your own feet.

You turn a perfectly normal conversation really awkward.

You randomly start laughing.

You randomly start crying.

You tell a joke and get the punch line wrong.

You blurt out, "Awkward silence," when there really has not been much of one.

You are dissecting a frog, and the fluid in it squirts up at you.