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Doobie, Doobie
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Stewart MacDonald PM
A stoner parody of the old tune, 'Louie, Louie'. Still a good stoner song if you don't know the original, but I advise you look up and listen to the old song before reading so you can imagine the sound. Party on, potheads. This one's for you.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Words: 213 - Published: 02-02-12 - Status: Complete - id: 2993924
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Doobie Doobie

Doobie, doobie!
Oh, yeah I'll smoke you real slow!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I got a doobie, doobie!
Got my marichronja, I'm good to go.

I wake at ten, I roll one in bed!
Go outside, and hotbox the shed!
Sometimes with friends, sometimes alone.
I go to my favorite, Green Zone!

With my doobie, doobie!
If I ain't got enough, I'll smoke a roach.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Uh doobie, doobie!
Not medical, fuckin' homegrown!

I got piggies, followin' me!
I gotta buy weed, all covertly!
I don't hurt no one, it don't seem fair.
That I'm forced to use code when I call my dealer!

To get a doobie, doobie!
Relax officer, and take a big toke.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Of this doobie, doobie!
It might make you less, of an asshole!

Stranger things have happened now!

(Bass Solo)

From Jamaica, my one love!
I got a quarter of, the good stuff!
I got a date with, Mary Jane!
Her green kiss takes away my pain!

Doobie, doobie!
Light 'er up, and just fuckin' toast!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I blaze a doobie, doobie!
And I'll smoke more than one, tomorrow.

Let's smoke this shit up now!
Your toke!

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