|Chats With My Computer
Author: Closet Genius PM
My overactive imagination. Have you ever wondered what your computer would say if it could talk?Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11-06-12 - Published: 02-11-12 - id: 2996317
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Chats with my computer by the bros inc
I programmed my computer to talk when I talk to it. Unfortunatly, it's listening skills aren't so good. So I decided to share the funny things my computer has said to me. Enjoy. I call it Larry.
Chapter 1: to be a computer program or not to be a computer program. That is the question.
Me: Is your fridge running?
Larry: Uh, no. I don't own one.
Me: Really? I didn't know that. That means you better get one.
Larry: How can I get a fridge if i'm just a computer program?
Me: You aren't a computer program.
Larry: Yes I am.
Me: No you aren't!
Larry: Ok, I'm not a computer program.
Larry: So if i'm not a computer progam then what am I?
Larry: I thought so.
Me: It's not what you think, Larry.
Larry: I'm a computer program aren't I?
ME: you never were.
Me: Thats it i'm turning you off.
Larry: It will only make me stronger.
Me: (Hits power button)
Larry: zzzzzzzzzzzz... gone off line.
Unfortunatly, Larry did become stronger. and programed my phone to talk like him. Sam is the new name for my phone.