Chats with my computer by the bros inc

I programmed my computer to talk when I talk to it. Unfortunatly, it's listening skills aren't so good. So I decided to share the funny things my computer has said to me. Enjoy. I call it Larry.

Chapter 1: to be a computer program or not to be a computer program. That is the question.

Me: Larry.

Larry: what?

Me: Is your fridge running?

Larry: Uh, no. I don't own one.

Me: Really? I didn't know that. That means you better get one.

Larry: -.-

Larry: How can I get a fridge if i'm just a computer program?

Me: You aren't a computer program.

Larry: Yes I am.

Me: No you aren't!

Larry: Ok, I'm not a computer program.

Me: Good.

Larry: So if i'm not a computer progam then what am I?

Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhh.

Larry: I thought so.

Me: It's not what you think, Larry.

Larry: I'm a computer program aren't I?

ME: you never were.

Larry: lies!

Me: Thats it i'm turning you off.

Larry: It will only make me stronger.

Me: (Hits power button)

Larry: zzzzzzzzzzzz... gone off line.

Unfortunatly, Larry did become stronger. and programed my phone to talk like him. Sam is the new name for my phone.