|Alice the Strange: A Collection of Randomettes
Author: Alice the Strange PM
Okay, so I don't really need any reviews for this. It's basically an archive of all the weird stuff I scribble down when I'm bored. Quotes, poems, stories, etc. Although most of it just sounds like I ate a dictionary and vomited up random words. xRated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 09-28-12 - Published: 02-25-12 - id: 3000192
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Randomette 4: A Conversation
"Will we go to heaven when we die?"
"No. Heaven is only for humans. We are strange mutant creatures with seven eyes and teacups for nostrils and our destiny is the same as that of apes and monkeys. We have no souls and therefore we die and rot."
"That seems unfair."
"Yes. It does seem very unfair."