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So here's this dude staring me down, like I'm a freaking unicorn farting butterflies. All he says to me is. "You won the cross country meet today?" I mean he could introduce himself. R&R
Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11-20-12 - Published: 03-07-12 - id: 3003345
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Hey! This is my first story; I finally got the guts to post it. Sorry if it sucks but thank you for your time!

So here's this dude staring me down, like I'm a freaking unicorn farting butterflies. All he says to me is.

"You won the cross country meet today?" I mean he could introduce himself.

"I said my names Liam; I go to Abraham High School." The dude said. Oh.

I stuck my hand out, "I'm Natalie, I go to the marvelous, Roosevelt High School." He looked at my hand like it was a dick covered in gravy. "Fine then...why are you here in Roosevelt Territory this is my school." I said confidently

Liam smirked then glared. "I'm here to warn you guys, to not keep counting on winning."

I snorted "we don't count anything we actually practice, unlike you guys." I said

Liam smirked again " Nice comeback, but your cant beat our football team." He must be on the football team. This must explain the many giant, tall guys coming up behind him, probably defending their bud Liam.

"Wait all you guys came to the meet right to watch?" They nodded, not knowing where I was going. Now this will be a really stupid comeback but people aren't made to be insulted.

"Aawwwwwwwww, you guys are so sweet, you came to watch me win!"

I'm not even exaggerating when I say this but everyone single one started laughing at me.

I mean I know I'm kind of ashamed of such lame insults, but I was going to be the better person.

"I know…I know my comebacks are incredibly stupid." They finally stopped laughing after what seemed like several minutes."

"I'm not scared of you guys; all of you are probably man whores looking for a girl to hook up with."

I said.

Liam spoke up "why does everyone assume that."

I rolled my eyes "Because you are." I realize that I didn't know any of them, but I didn't say that to ruin my ego.

I looked up and all of them were laughing at me again, that's when I realized I said that out loud.

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