|Criss Cross Chronicles: Magia Abridged!
Author: IceKazuka13 PM
This is a more comedic look at the characters of Criss Cross Chronicles: Magia. This is what happens in parody based adventures involving the CCC: Magia cast! It's T-M rated though... It's so wild and random that this is basically Magia in "happy crack" form... Feel free to read and comment! Theme song for this story is Sentimental Generation by Ami Tokito.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,776 - Updated: 12-29-12 - Published: 03-26-12 - id: 3008167
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Here's the first episode of the abridged comedy of CCC Magia. Enjoy!
Scene1: Onii-chan Needs a Break
Kazuka: Watch out! (all of his sisters get hit with an anti-aging ray)
Rave: Holy crap! (the monster flies off)
Aeri: They've been turned into little kids! All 12 of them!
Terra: What now?
Atagi: The effect should last for 1 day. Until then, they should be taken care of.
Kazuka: No problem sensei, I'll look after them.
Haruki: Are you sure about that?
Kazuka: Yeah, leave it all to me!
[5 hours later at Kazuka's house]
Mya: Oh my... (looks around in shock) Everything's totally messed up!
Haruki: How the hell did they get footprints on the ceiling? (Kazuka falls out of the closet onto the ground)
Mya: What happened to you?
Haruki: Even your clothes are ripped apart!
Kazuka: They're out of control! All 12 of them! (the sisters run in)
12 sisters: Onii-chan! (they dog pile onto Kazuka)
Haruki: (sighs) This is why i asked him beforehand...
Scene 2: Magic Training
Nerissa: (uses light magic to grow plants) Now you try.
Veruna: Okay... (casts the same exact spell, but kills the plants)
Rave: And that's why you stick to your own element.
Veruna: Want me to use it on you sempai?
Rave: Let me think... (runs away)
Kazuka: I got an idea...
[10 mins later]
Kuzo: Now that this is taken care of... (his pants disintegrate) What the? (falls over trying to run away)
[From a distance]
Rave: (snickers) How did you know?
Kazuka: If healing magic fixes or grows things, then...
Veruna: By my use of it, it does the opposite.
Nerissa: That was kinda mean onii-chan...
Kazuka: It's payback for when he dumped mud on me...
Scene 3: Hunger-buster
Kazuka and Luna: Cheesecake... (they devour 70 slices of cheesecake each)
Blaze: (walks in) Holy...
Rave: This is why you keep this away from those two...
Serenity: Uh, do they know that those had expired ingredients?
[4 hours later]
Rave: Those septic tanks don't stand a chance anymore...
End of episode
Well, that's the first one. Ep 2 coming soon!
Kazuka: And next time, Rave gets targeted more!
Rave: Why do I have to get targeted?
Haruki: Everyone gets it eventually...