|Stalking The Half Leprechaun
Author: ChaseTheSunset PM
To whomever it may concern, be it a school kid, the police officer at the front of the school gate or even a hobo on a street, just know that: THIS IS REAL, I AM STALKING A HALF LEPRECHAUN!Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Words: 542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 04-11-12 - id: 3012594
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S t a l k I n g - T h e - H a l f – L e p r e c h a u n
"Life is a tragedy when seen in close up, but a comedy in long shot"
Is it even legal to be stalking someone?
Meh, go Google it yourself. It probably is, not that I care anyway. Heheh.
So, to whomever it may concern, be it a school kid, the police officer at the front of the school gate or even a hobo on a street, just know that:
THIS IS REAL, I (Agent 008- name not to be revealed in case this is founded by police who may want to arrest poor innocent me) AM STALKING A HALF- LEPRECHAUN!
Okay, not actually a Leprechaun, but a half Irish, half Asian boy named Phillip "Randomsz" Leddie (That's his name on Facebook).
Hmm, now I think of it, wouldn't that make him half leprechaun, half midget? Event though he is quite tall… taller than myself anyway.
I'm truly sorry to disappoint all who believed that I was actually stalking a half-leprechaun, and if you are disappointed THAT MUCH, then keep reading because it gets interesting… I think.
So, you may be wondering, why this poor innocent half- leprechaun that isn't really a leprechaun? Well, I do have my reasons:
1) He's a very attractive half-leprechaun
2) He used to go out with my cousin and my cousins best friend, before he had an amazing clash with puberty.
3) It just so happens that it makes a great story name (you have to admit it, Stalking the Half Leprechaun, who was this genius that came up with that!), and he fits the part of the half-leprechaun perfectly.
4) I want to keep track of his growth spurt and I shall make a graph to keep up on his height.
And those are my reasons.
You may be thinking that I'm unbelievably, undeniably, unimaginably weird and strange, but that's just who I am.
And I shall never reveal my identity… within this "story" anyway, but ask me in real life and I shall speak the truth. Honestly. I've told like, quarter of my year group that I'm stalking a half leprechaun, (you should've seen all the funny looks they gave me) and I have my special spies (friends) that are very good friends with him to help me stalk!
So, when do I stop stalking the unfortunate half leprechaun that isn't really a leprechaun?
Why, of course, when he finds out that he's got a stalker after his pot of gold (and I do not mean anything by that), THAT'S WHEN!
And when he does find out… well, I'm screwed.
It doesn't help that I've told quarter of my year group, looks like I'm not a genius after all, ah well.
And if you're finding an interest in this still (or if not), then accompany on my journey of Stalking the Half Leprechaun!
P.S) DON'T YOU DARE REPORT ME TO POLICE!