Gone Wrong

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Disclaimer: I don't own my friends.

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AN: We've seen Duo go chibified. We've seen Ken go chibified. Hell, we've seen Heero and Wufei go chibified. But we've never seen THIS guy get chibified before…

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Dan flipped a gold coin in the air, waiting for Tobias and Kevin to return from their given mission. The realm warrior boys were sharing a beach condo in some untitled realm. Sean was on the couch, dozing off.

Suddenly, Dan heard shuffling at the doorway and voices.

"Owww…noooo…not the hair! Damn, I'm going to drop you if you keep this up!"

Dan raised an eyebrow and opened the door.

There stood Kevin, looking very aggravated and annoyed.

What really caught Dan's attention was the kid he was holding. The kid that was pulling on Kevin's hair and laughing.

The kid that had short, wild dirty blond hair and huge golden eyes.

"Umm…who's the kid," Dan asked, not wanting to believe who he thought the kid was.

Kevin glared at him. "Can't you GUESS?!"

"Tobias?"

"NO REALLY!"

Dan stood there, paralyzed, until Chibi-Tobias got this idea of climbing from Kevin's arms onto Dan's neck.

"Ran-chan!," he cried happily. ""Frwend!" Chibi-Tobias blinked at him with his huge gold eyes. "Piggy-back rwde?"

Dan just stared at the shrunken realm warrior and sighed, letting Tobias onto his neck. Instantly, the kid began playing with his spiky dark hair.

"What the hell happened?"

"Let's wake Sean up," Kevin muttered. "THEN I'll explain." Kevin raised his right index finger and sprayed his brother with icy cold water.

"What –gurgle- is going –gurgle- ON!??!" Sean sat straight up, took one look at Chibi-Tobias, and fell off the couch. "Kuso! Is that TOBIAS?!!?"

Chibi-Tobias just pointed to Sean and laughed his ass off.

"Yeah…it's Tobias alright," Sean muttered.

Kevin flopped on another couch and told them what happened.

Apparently, they got separated mid-way on the mission. Kevin had finished his part and went off in search for Tobias, who he found unconscious on the floor.

And shrunken.

Luckily, his clothes had shrunk with him since armors were made that way.

Unluckily, so had his personality and brain. Chibi-Tobias now had the mind of a five-year old.

"Remember, he's a dangerous baby," Kevin added. "He nearly fried me twice."

"Do you have any idea –ow- how he got this way?" Dan winced as Tobias pulled on his hair. He took the toddler down.

"Ran-chan! Nu!" Tobias pouted as he struggled in Dan's arms.

"Ran…" Dan muttered, tempted to tell the kid that Aya/Ran was Tobias's transformation, not his own.

Not that it mattered much.

Kevin shrugged. "My guess is that it was some kind of gas. When I got back, I smelled something strange in the air. It'll probably wear off…after a while…"

Sean was going to ask if Kevin had breathed it in, since a Chibi-Kevin would be some what worse than Tobias, but Chibi-Tobias had started brawling. The other three boys stared at the kid.

"Dan!" Sean accused. "You shouldn't have took him down!"

"Well, I was going bald!" Dan shot back.

Tobias just cried harder.

"ARG!!" Kevin shouted. "Damn that kid's loud!"

"What the hell do we do? I'm not ready to be a parent yet!" Sean muttered.

Suddenly, the door to the condo blew up.

The three boys looked up and Tobias stopped crying when he recognized the energy pattern.

There stood a very pissed Tracy.

"What the f*ck is going on here?" she hissed in a very deadly voice.

Saved! Dan thought.

Saved! Sean thought.

Shit! Kevin thought. He was dead once Tracy learned that it was him who went on the same mission.

Chibi-Tobias didn't seem to care much. He hopped off the couch and slowly walked to Tracy, as if he had never done it before.

Tracy stared at the kid as he practically jumped on her leg and hugged it. Chibi-Tobias then looked up at her and smiled his usual sickly-sweet smile.

"Racy-kun?"

"Oh my freaking god…" Tracy looked at the three other boys. Sean and Dan looked at her as if she was a goddess.

Kevin looked like he was about to get strangled by Hades.

"Where's Tobias?" She narrowed her eyes into her famous deathglare.

Sean and Dan slowly began to realize why Kevin looked so pale.

When no one answered, she continued questioning them…even as Chibi-Tobias continued to make attempts to climb Mt. Ever-I mean, her leg.

"Okay, let me ask something else. Who went on the last mission Tobias went on?"

"Me," Kevin slowly said.

Tracy walked up to him, totally ignoring the child on her leg.

Chibi-Tobias hung on for dear life as Tracy began to walk.

(Apparently, the guys didn't know that Tracy hates toddlers even though she was good with kids.)

The Queen of Air drew out Blackfell and pointed the dagger just a millimeter before Kevin's throat.

Kevin sweatdropped.

"Okay Kevin, now answer my question: Where is Tobias?"

"Eh…heh…on your leg…" A split second after he said that, he made a dash for the back door, practically waiting for the dagger being thrown at him.

However, it never came. Tracy had lowered the dagger and resumed staring at Chibi-Tobias and his some what pathetic attempts at climbing her leg.

Finally, realizing that he had no chance of climbing, Chibi-Tobias was about to do what he had been doing before.

Crying.

Seeing the immediate danger, Sean scooped up the kid and held him inches away from Tracy's face. "This, my friend…my really pissed friend…, is reality."

The Air Guardian's face remained emotionless as she stared at the kid who was really once Tobias.

Chibi-Tobias, completely unaware of what just happened, planted a small kiss on the tip of Tracy's nose.

Dan snickered. "Well, at least we know he hadn't changed that much. Even as a baby, he tries to make-out every chance he gets." He had to duck a fire ball from his sworn sister after he had said that.

Tracy picked up Chibi-Tobias and the toddler immediately cuddled in Tracy's arms, almost falling asleep.

Sean told her the whole story. "We're trying to figure out a cure, but it looks like the only cure is time."

Slowly, an evil plan formed in Tracy's mind. "I'll go find a cure." She handed Chibi-Tobias back to Sean. After kissing the baby on his forehead, she walked out the door. "Oh, by the way, you'll need to take him shopping."

"WHAT?!?!" Both of the boy's eyes bulged out.

Tracy grinned wickedly. "Don't think that armor is going to hold very long with out action. Sooner or later, he'll end up nude. Have you ever wondered in what state of being y'll be in after Tobias gets back to normal and learns that you let him go around, nude?"

There was silence.

"Good, so you know. And another thing…

Again, silence.

"If Tobias comes back with so much of a scratch on his body…" she made

motion of cutting some one's throat open and then whisked back to her condo.

"Dan?"

"Yeah?"

"That sworn sister of yours is evil."

"Yeah, I know."

"Hehe…Ran-chan! Me hungry…"

"Sheesh, he sounds like a furby…" Dan muttered.

The creak of a door made them turn around. Kevin poked his head in. "Is The Living Dead gone yet?"

Dan sweatdropped. "Tracy's gone."

Sean held Chibi-Tobias to Dan. "Here you go. He wants you to hold him."

Dan sighed and picked up the kid. As soon as Chibi-Tobias was in Dan's arms, he was nearly bubbling with happiness.

"Ya know," Kevin poked his finger into one of Chibi-Tobias's cheeks. "I've always wondered how babies do that."

"Do what?"

"Bubble with happiness."

"Ohh…"

"So, what does your sister want?"

"Us to take him to the mall to get clothes. And Kevin…?"

Silence.

"Since you were the one on the mission…"

More silence.

"You're taking him shopping. And don't hurt him. You heard Tracy and I know it."

There was a thud as Kevin fainted.

"Alright kid," Kevin muttered to Chibi-Tobias," you haven't turned up so bad after all. Lets keep it that way."

He was giving the toddler a piggy-back ride similar to the one Dan was giving Chibi-Tobias earlier. In his mind, Kevin was cursing off to every god he knew of. However, it didn't turn out that bad. Chibi-Tobias's blonde hair, golden eyes, and sugar sweet smile had girls flocking from every direction. Sure, he was seeing Crystal, but hey, who cares? It was only for the afternoon. He received compliments such as:

"What a cutie…" ("Are you talking about me or the baby?")

"Oh, how adorable!"

"Damn, you're young to be a father." ("Uhh…ma'am, he's not my kid.")

Suddenly, his cell phone ran and Kevin picked it up. Chibi-Tobias had stopped looking around and stared at the phone, wondering how a little thing could make that ringing noise…

"Hello? This is Kev-damn! Tobias! Get off the hair!! No! Not the shades!"

"Uhhh…" came a dry voice on the other end.

"Oh, hi Sean. Are you ready with the car?"

"Yeah, it's parked outside the main entrance of the mall."

"Okay, I'll –OW- be right out."

"Don't get yourself killed."

"Very funny." Kevin hung up and walked outside with two shopping bags and dumped them in the trunk of the black 4runner. He then GENTLY set Chibi-Tobias down in the backseat, buckled him up, and then got in the front seat himself.

"Hey, aren't five year olds supposed to be in car seats or something?"

"First of all, I don't know. Second of all, we don't really know how old he is. Third of all, Tobias is the most durable person I know. I'm sure he won't hurt himself even as a kid."

"Do you remember Tracy's threat?"

Silence.

That is how Chibi-Tobias ended up riding on Kevin's lap for the rest of the way.

"You've got to be kidding me," Lucky muttered as she heard the story. "Tobias? A kid?"

Bella snickered at the thought. "We have to serve a kid?"

Lucky popped another strawberry into her mouth. The girls had their own condo across from the boys. Tracy happened to be the only one home the time Chibi-Tobias had started crying his eyes out.

"So, what do we do?" Kiora asked. "I mean, we can't tell the Queen and King."

"So we don't tell them," Tracy replied. "I got the boys to go shopping for him but I have this feeling that Kevin got stuck with him, alone."

"Somehow," Crystal muttered," I don't trust Kevin at the mall…with an adorable baby…with all those girls…"

"So what are you going to do Tracy," Sabriel asked.

"Whaddya mean?"

"Your boyfriend is the size of a kid."

Tracy shrugged. "I'll let it wear off. The guys are right, it is some kind of shrinking gas. It'll wear off. Meanwhile, I'll let the guys take care of him. I mean, there's no way I'm going to bath Chibi-Tobias."

She heard a care pull up and was about to walk out when Crystal stopped her. "Wait."

"Nani?"

"Tobias is only a kid. A KID. Who's going to sleep with him?"

Silence.

One by one, each of the eyes turned to Tracy.

The Air Guardian banged her head against the wall.

"I am now mortally afraid of your sister," Kevin muttered to Dan as they took their break. It was Sean's turn to watch over Tobias and the guys were taking a break somewhere outside the condo.

"Why? Because she came outside and checked Tobias for bruises with her magick?"

"YES."

"Oh."

Suddenly, they heard a crash and a ‘kisama' from the condo.

"Ahhh…your brother is feeling our pain…"

"KISAMA!!!" Sean cursed as Chibi-Tobias ran around the living room. Where that kid got his energy was beyond him.

Chibi-Tobias screamed in delight as Sean ran after him, thinking that this was just a new game.

Suddenly, the kid bumped into a wall, and rocked back and forth.

"Uhh…Tobias? Are you okay?"

"Eheh…weeeeeeee…fwck…"

Sean sweatdropped. "Mind of a five-year old eh?"

The kid resumed his energy and began running again. Sean chased straight after him and was about to catch the kid when…

The door opened.

Tobias made a hundred degree turn, causing Sean to loose his balance and fall over. The King of Fire looked up wearily and saw Chibi-Tobias jump into Tracy's arms. The Air Guardian then stood up, with a peaceful Chibi-Tobias cradled next to her.

"Are you guys having fun?"

"Oh shut up."

Tracy grinned. "I need one more favor."

"Hn. I'm not doing any more favors. I've already watched that chibi for the longest time and Kevin's already taken him to the mall. Go ask Dan."

Tracy's grin got even wider. "Alright, I'll ask my brother to give Chibi-Tobias a bath."

Silence.

Sean started to laugh his ass off.

"You want me to WHAT?!?!" Dan's shades fell down. Even though it was sunset, the King of Earth/Death still wore his shades.

"Bath him."

"Can't you?"

"Dude, I'm a girl."

"He's a kid! Don't tell me that when Tobias was still normal, you've haven't seen him nude before."

"Hey, watch it. Come on, there's not way I'm going to bath him. Please?" She gave him her most manipulat-I mean charming look.

"Oh fine," he muttered as he took the kid.

"Me no want bath," Chibi-Tobias protested as Dan began to remove the kid's clothing.

Dan sighed. "Why don't you want a bath?"

"Me no dirty."

I'm willing to bet your mind is, Dan thought. He had no reply to that, but thought up another idea. "Do you love Tracy?"

"Me luv Racy-kun."

"Well, Tracy doesn't like you dirty."

"If Racy-kun luv me, she luv me dirty tw."

Dan sighed again. "What do I have to do to get you to take a bath?"

"You get Racy-kun bath with me?"

More silence.

That's how Chibi-Tobias ended up into the tub, against his little will.

"What happe-ned?" Tracy stammered as she saw a teary-eyed Chibi-Tobias running towards her. She bent down and scooped the child up, letting him hug her neck. She then turned to Dan, who looked pissed off. "Well?"

"When Tobias returns to normal, I want a word with him."

"Huh?"

"They say a child expresses his emotions more openly. I want a word about his emotions." He then turned around a stalked off, leaving Tracy in totally confusion.

"Chibi-Tobias, what did you do this time?" She sighed as she ruffled the child's hair.

But the kid just yawned and held her even closer. "Me sleep."

"Sheesh, Sean was right. You DO sound like a furby. Well, might as well get you to bed now."

"Hmmmmmm…."

Tracy smiled softly. Even though she liked Tobias older, she had no complaint about the smaller one.

"She's getting mushy," Bella muttered as she, Sabriel, Crystal, and Kiora spied on the two from a corner.

"I wonder what got Dan so pissed off," Kiora muttered.

"Well he-"

That was when Tracy heard them and aimed a fireball at them.

"STOP SPYING ON ME!!"

"Ekk…I think she's spotted us," Crystal muttered as she faded away.

Tracy shook her head as she felt the others fade away. Chibi-Tobias was already snoring on her shoulder.

Next Morning…

"Ugghhh…I hate mornings…damn sun…" Tracy groaned as she shielded the sunlight from her eyes. She turned around and expected a baby but instead…

"Huh?" The Air Guardian opened her eyes just a bit and found the normal Tobias sleeping next to her, an arm draped around her waist. The PJ's that Kevin had brought was spelled by Dan to grow with Tobias just in case this happened.

Tracy shook Tobias awake.

The Prince of the Beyond slowly opened his eyes and groaned. "What happened? I feel like I just swallowed that wine of yours…"

"What? Dragon's Blood?" Tracy grinned. "Don't you remember anything?"

"Well, sort of. It's like a bad dream…I was a kid…nearly killed Sean and Kevin…and the bath…oh no…Dan's going to kill me…"

"What happened in the bathtub?"

He told her.

Crystal was sipping coffee when she heard something big being thrown against a wall.

"HENTAI!!" was heard.

"Yup," she took another sip of her coffee. "Things are back to normal."

~Owari~