HERE HE COMES.

Quick, fix yourself. Try to look at least a little bit presentable. WAIT NO. You don't want to look TOO good. Guys like natural girls...naturally PRETTY girls GODDAMNIT did I wear too much eye makeup? DON'T STARE! He'll think you're insane. Creeper stares will only drive him away. BUT Seventeen says that catching a guy's eye is flirty. Okay, be cool, just glace over, give him a little winky-wink – SHIT I CAUGHT HIS EYE WHAT THE HELL DO I DO. NEARER HE DRAWS. Come on, just pick a facial expression and stick with it already. It is just me or is it incredibly stuffy in here? Ohdeargod I think my lungs are closing up. Nearer...NEARER. Jesus christmas is that thundering noise my heartbeat? Is anyone else sweating profusely like me? Oh good gracious we're basically touching SMILE DAMN IT.

Here he is!

...and there he goes.

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